goriji ;)

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Whatever u say here, it’s at ur own risk! Mein diyan hoon, I really DO go to Ocean Beach in SF every full moon with printouts of any hate mail & burn it while putting massive buri nizer on ur ghudah little butts! I mean it! tee hee ๐Ÿ˜› Just ask mehri desi ex BFs lol ๐Ÿ˜›

Update : If you’re trying to post comments, but you don’t see them here after 72 hours max, please keep re-posting until they appear!ย  Unless someone smarter than 3 desi IT ppl, ek Smoothwall firewall aur secure email plus blog site admin is around & wants to help gori catch the hack3r/stalker (for free) lol ๐Ÿ˜› we’re gonna have to find a work-around here.

Garam desi salon meet, anyone? As in, in person? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Maybe at some swank but heavily equipped with Mac computers aur ek no-host bar private party meeting spot dtown SF? Where you can all see gori up close & personal na?ย  gori’s still working on it! <– aka gori’s dost’s new space (as per this description) hasn’t opened yet! Hopefully soon! ๐Ÿ˜€ Meantime, please continue to post comments!



  goriji wrote @

Wow I got my first hate comment! Cool ๐Ÿ™‚ It was purportedly from punjabi@y****.com, from IP lol… It was as follows (I’m in italics) lmao…

‘you’re a fucking loser.’

Wow thanks! After getting bahut pyar responses from like, oh I dunno, several HUNDRED, maybe over ek thousand, garam desis over the last year or two CL mein lmao.. I really really take to heart your bahin chod ghudah bitterness over the fact that my photos give you KLPD lmao! ๐Ÿ™‚

So this gets burned in the buri nizer pile at Ocean Beach ASAP lol, however, if you post something nice, I will respond in kind as well ๐Ÿ˜› lols… R u unhappy BTW that no one will look at u cause of ur turban? tee hee… Actually, gori pyar bahut Sikhs.. sadly, most of the lame comments are actually the MIM (mentally ill midget) ex-fiance of gori’s who likes to impersonate multiple fictitious gori detractors.. who literally has a mental illness that makes him KLPD at the idea of making ppl angry- sadly, I’m not kidding! lmao!

BTW please in the future post hate mail here, it makes it easier to print it all at once for the full moon buri nizer- shukriya! ๐Ÿ™‚

  humblegenius wrote @

I saw your pic on craigslist..you are not a true Gori…your looks are so oriental, na? So I discovered this after , like a true gori lover, I wasted 5 mins of my life searching for your post on CL:


OMG lol.. U don’t know how overjoyed gori is to get this stupid comment from some illiterate FOB who doesn’t know that ‘Oriental’ when referring to ppl in US is a racial slur.. lol! Also of course, I am wearing Lakshmi costume in photo na ji? lmao! Try looking at photos page na? roflmao!! https://goriji.wordpress.com/yummy-gori-photos-page/

Still, ur comment, if genuine, is really welcome. Since gori can even see the spam comment tally adding up, yet yeh MIM ulloo (yeh hack3r ex) or someone is deleting the stupid comments under gori’s nose somehow lol! So please keep these coming… even the lame FOB ones are funny ๐Ÿ˜€

  humblegenius wrote @

Your anger at my observation is proof enough of the fact that you are oriental, na?

OMG gori is f’ing ROFLMAO.. metlab- this is the first time someone given directions to multiple photos of me has insisted I’m not gori lmao!! More on this ‘genius’ below… tee hee hee

Hmm…I think I would anyday be a FOB owning a bigger slice of the US financial pie every year rather than an imposter in a make believe world.

You may be crazy, in which case, I apologise for my comments.

Huh? Ur English is so bad gori can’t understand but methinks u may be the evil MIM, Sam1r.. lol.. oh no I see, you are supposedly ‘Shainu’, spamming me with links to ur blog.. I mistook u for the MIM because he is always saying ‘gori diwani hai’- it’s like his fave thing to say..

However uh.. I think ur the one who is either diwana or just incredibly stupid.. have u tried actually *looking* at gori’s photo page na? Um.. somehow I don’t think yeh blondie with aakon hara is Asian… especially with the 38DD choochay na? lmao.. certainly ur neither humble nor intelligent, which is usual 4 yeh desi yaar na? Now please go hath ka juggernaut ๐Ÿ˜› somewhere else tik? I have a blog to tend. Also do read the disclaimer above about what’s going to happen to ur 2 quid rupee ‘slice’ of Amrikan prosperity on 11/24, the next full moon date lmao ๐Ÿ˜› Shubh Diwali, sala! ๐Ÿ˜›

  humblegeniusbahinchodsala wrote @

OMGdess lol.. & it continues.. because someone with a very *low* IQ cannot possibly look at gori’s actual photos lmao.. but note how he’s convinced himself gori’s Lakshmi costume (that he keeps mistaking for my actual appearance lol ๐Ÿ˜› despite all evidence to the contrary) might NOT actually mean she’s Ori.. uh ASIAN roflmao ๐Ÿ˜› .. because gori is apparently ‘white trach’ ๐Ÿ˜› Sri Simple-minded still can’t figure out how to click on the link to gori’s photos he was given directly however, as per earlier spam above by same said misogynist. lmao ๐Ÿ˜›

so you are just plain crazy.

No actually ur a complete moron, & just made one of urself on my blog. Try LOOKING at the photos page ulloo! I’m blonde! I have huge eyes! I’m WHITE you bahin chod!!! Just because I have an intellect, refuse to be ‘time pass’ to another insipidly moronic desi AND actually do have a genius level IQ (of course u wouldn’t know if you did since there’s no standardized IQ testing in Indian schools na???? na ulloo??) ..lol, therefore I realize what a threat I am to your nasty, misogynist, talk-down-to-goron (‘Bollywood 101 for yeh goron’- please! f*ck off..) BS self. So take ur ‘ur crazy’ typically sad misogyny & stuff it up ur pompous, racist gaand ๐Ÿ˜› BTW it’s LATINO & ASIAN, backwards fool! Not ‘Oriental’ (nor ‘oriental’ lmao) or ‘Spanish’ (that’s the language- are you a Hindi who speaks Hindoo?) ๐Ÿ˜›

I haven’t been spamming you with links of any sort.

Yes you did. I deleted them. Stop lying. It’s so typical of desis to be arrogant liars. Chup ke, no one cares about your sad blog or you. Desis pyar gori cause I’m bahut garam na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ur a tired lonely FOB, so no one gives a f*ck about you. If that’s NOT true, did u think of possibly not going to other ppl’s blogs who have say.. similar content 2 urs, but actually KNOW the topics better, but say, AREN’T from ur culture, to lurk & harrass them? I wouldn’t have known you existed, u blog spammer, if u didn’t come here, act aggressive & make a complete idiot of urself in the 1st place lmao. Can’t wait to post about you on CL.. of course I won’t be linking ur blog from there.. sorry ๐Ÿ˜› ghudah..

and i see you just ridicule people on whatever they say and act cool. you can’t be oriental coz you exhibit white trach traits so loudly everywhere.

OMG first, f’ing ROFLMAO @ white ‘trach’.. metlab- what does the eagerness to throw insults that u can’t spell lmao ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜› say about u, bakarchodu? ๐Ÿ˜› na?

No I’m not imported from ASIA, so I’m not part of the forced human slavery/prostitute trafficking by which u are (like most pathetic loser desis who never get any, not even from the ‘arranged’ forced biwi slave) undoubtedly familiar, in ur pathetic, racist, misogynist little way (I know, big words, look them up! u could improve ur fluency na?) with the mock ‘demure’ ASIAN women u r exploiting via porn & who knows what else in ur free time na? Now u r blocklisted, cause ur pathetic! lol ๐Ÿ˜›

If ur blog wasn’t so long I really would think ur my ex- guess it’s easier to say most ppl like u r basically clones- so you all say the same, predictably pathetically insulting/arrogant lame BS over & over.. but hey shukriya for all the hits to my blog tonite! ๐Ÿ˜€ Lemme know what happens 2 ur lame existence after the buri nizer na? ๐Ÿ™‚ roflmao

  humbleghudah wrote @

well well well… looks like gori’s feng shui is working na? ๐Ÿ˜› be sure to check gori’s acchi comments page to see Shainu’s most recent attempt to make up with gori- this after 4 email on the same day as per below. Chupke chut hai na? Bakarchod! lmao ๐Ÿ˜›

ah…being white does not make you desirable! please get this right, behenchodi! there are standardised iq tests in india from mensa to which i belong. just picking on my typos does not make you smart, isn’t it? so if you wanted me to spell out my insult to you so that people could google your blog, here it is “white trash”. you are wrong on almost every thing you write in your italisized comments. worse, you go to the extreme of lying – that i sent you any links…clicking on my username would take you to my blog, so why would i send you link to my blog????? look, if you still haven’t understood, i don’t want to have anything to do with you or your blog. and I had seen your pics so please stop pointing out to me where they are in your blog. frankly, the pics pretty much explain whats been happening in your life – that made a randi out of you since no man would like to be seen with that (and resorting to mini skirts and heels doesn’t help much either, na?)

  humblebahinchodwala wrote @

Then…. yeh Shainu ulloo wrote this (below gori rant).. all on the same day na? Of course gori stopped posting bc she didn’t want to encourage yeh psycho.. see his comments *2 months later* (I didn’t forget you, chodwala! na?) on acchi comments page na? Problem is, Shainuji, Amrika mein, if you treat someone like this for because a)u have ek personality disorder like many/most arrogant/misogynist desi yaar or b)u think u can dominate ladkiyan by acting this way, then apologize & they will be stupid enough to talk to you, or c) fill in other dysfunctional, pathetic, back*sswards desi reason that doesn’t culturally translate na? ..result: it doesn’t work.

Basically it gives FOB/wanna-be pardesi desis (well, really all desis, since non-desi Amrikans can’t usually distinguish between u all) ek bura rep(utation). This is why there’s been an ongoing thread for 2+ yrs on Craigslist of a) goris complaining about their clueless yet backstabbing Indian BFs b) mixed with confused wait staff from restaurants here, trying to figure out why Indians act like bigoted morons towards them (NEWS: WE HAVE NO CASTE SYSTEM AMRIKA MEIN NA?) when all other races/ethnic groups/types of ppl (hint: Shainu, there’s basically every concievable ethnicity of person living within 50 mis of gori na?) -give them problem whatsoever na? Tik? So in other words, get a life ji! Aaj! Being nice after the fact doesn’t help… it’s makes u continue to look like most bara ulloo ka dhuniya na? ๐Ÿ˜› roflmao…

we are needlessly fighting. i feel sorry for being mean about your pics. i take my comments back. in my very first comment, i wanted to sound more funny than “buri” to you.

Um, telling someone that being white doesn’t make them attractive after repeatedly insisting the same person is ‘oriental’ (sic) when u see her in her Hallowe’en f’ing costume & don’t even bother to listen when she tells u so na?, is not trying to be funny. Amrika mein, u would be considered most likely to have an illness similar to gori’s stalker/hacker ex, Borderline Personality Disorder na? case closed. Now stuff it up ur gaand tik?

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