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Here they are, PLEASE RT (on twitter) or send out LINKS TO CAMPAIGNS for me as much as possible! (It’s life/death people!! Yes I realize this makes no sense with my old blog-my current sitch is explained below- and in these links!) If you’re too lazy/cheap to DONATE (and get cool gifts aka ‘perks’), then at least sit there, mouth agape, at how hideous I now look thanks to being homeless with a chronic illness while being stalked by gang & mafia sex traffickers. Oh so sadly, I do NOT jest 😦 Ha ji, goonday SF mein hain bhi (yes sir, criminals are in SF too) Please add me @SoufiandMe on Twitter– thanks! 🙂


Soufi & Me humanrights feature film: http://is.gd/P1vbOC round 3

Des Gars Beurs Paris documentary film: http://tinyurl.com/7w6csfx round 2

How to Escape Mafia book: http://is.gd/NmN0Vs round 2

Soufi and Me general link + bio http://www.indiegogo.com/soufiandme?a=347525

HEY DESI YAAR (aka Indian/ South Asian guys) & other ppls! Did u miss ur gori over the last 2 uh 3 years? *sigh* Well guess what? (I’m going to say this in mostly English cos I want everyone 2b able to understand- blog will be boring ol’ Amrikan angrezi mostly for awhile sorry yaar) 😛

So anyhow- guess what? I almost got sex trafficked by Algerian criminals! Boo! Then I told them to f*k off (when I figured out what they were doing) resulting in every goonda (aka gang member on up to the bona fide Italian mafia) this side of the Rockies coming after me. LONG story but they swindled me out of my house, business, possessions & entire life!

And now I’m homeless, ill, penniless & being stalked. Plus I look like utter shit, as you can see when you click on my crowd funding video links above. IF this page becomes hacked (cos u know the (desi) hacker branch of the multi-ethnic San Francisco thug (ee) contingent (led by my mentally ill desi ex from like 5 yrs ago) will do their best to make this unviewable as usual)…

You can also find me @SoufiandMe on twitter or here on Indiegogo.com Or you can even try email: soufiandme@hushmail.com

So, you KNOW u wanna give like $1 (yes desi ppl are cheap but seriously PayPal-ing $1 won’t kill any of you tech geeks)..or at least sit there, hopefully utterly stunned as to my fate, assuming you used to watch my videos in the past. When I was garam gori, gunda gori nahin (hot white girl, not ugly white girl) bahut dhukh na? (How sad, right?)

AND if you’re too cheap to take just $1 (or much more!) 😉 out of your IT salary, despite the fact that evil desi ex BFs much like yourselves are quite responsible for my condition (just keep watching the new crowd funding videos as they appear & you’ll see what I mean), then make yourself feel less guilty (even though you are currently rationalizing you don’t) by RTing (that’s re-tweeting) my tweets on Twitter that link back to my Indie Gogo ‘pitches’ (aka when I beg for cash so I can get into cheap housing & sleep & take a shower & eat & escape the goonday- aka criminals). Kuhra & Lomri thank you (watch the vids carefully to see a glimpse, at least of Kuhra) 😉

The list of links above will change as I continue to re-list the same crowd funding campaigns (I’m trying to raise the money in small parts, by running back to back campaigns). Below is the 1st installment of my NEW blog, unfortunately talking about what’s most important to me now, aka: how/where to get free food, how to build a box house to sleep in a doorway, how sleep incognito in a vehicle in an urban area (aka SF), best free/cheap places to stay warm in winter, and other thug/Obama-induced Great Recession tips I’ve picked up along the way 😦 But first, we have:


(in case you have cast offs of anything resembling the following):

Tablet computer (do they make these with normal HD storage & which use regular Windows XP yet?) well, kuch bhi (=whatever), I’ll take what I can get! Ideal would be an Asus tablet (just cos they’re durable/touch screen) or even another ASUS eeePC (again, ideally the newer type with proper HD/memory etc but ‘beggars can’t be choosers‘). If possible with fresh software (aka wiped) without going online again after wiping. Becos of hacking issue, which is extreme- just trust me on this one. ANY SORT of tablet would rock. ANY other small/portable computer (remember I have to carry it with a million other things on my back all day & my cats & have a chronic illness) would be welcome!

(Vintage or modern) trailer: see my vintage trailer wanted classified ad here I’ll take a canned ham on down to ugly 70s fifth wheel- or anything newer- I’m not picky! We’re talking about the vehicle you go camping in.. ANY condition ANY trailer! RV is ok, trailer (no engine, the kind you typically tow with a truck) is better. ANY era, ANY size. Less repairs needed/cheaper re-reg in CA preferable BUT I’m NOT PICKY! I have NO money. Donation (or rent it to me for around 9mos or more) would be ideal. Otherwise cheap as possible sale price or I can make small payments to you.

I’m also interested in work camping (aka workamping -including in winter) anywhere in Bay Area (ideally near to public transportation as I have to get to SF occasionally). Or animal/land caretaking etc.. in trade for trailer (or cottage/cabin) housing. Or trade my part time labor for RV space in RV lot/resort etc.. especially if you happen to be in California Delta 😀 I’m willing to pay to tow a gift /free trailer from other parts of the US or Canada also! You know your uncle has that old trashed trailer just rotting away in his yard for years- and I’m just the gori to fix it up & live in it! Whoot! 😀

I do have 2 super sweet, VERY well traveled/indoor only kitties (a blue smoke Maine Coon & a small tortieshell who loves people). PLEASE consider helping us! I have a chronic illness & desperately need proper housing & rest! My kitties DESPERATELY need housing accommodations with me. Thank you so much 🙂

Kindle (or similar) I’m dyslexic, I have a vision problem (An aside: I need expensive medical treatment for this so I don’t lose my eyesight, not to mention I desperately need my usual meds for my immune system disorder, to the tune of like $500/mo, and I have urgent dental & many other postponed urgent health needs, just in case you want to #donate to my crowd funding so I can get my meds or my teeth cleaned that I could be losing otherwise due to advanced gum recession etc!)

Meantime, I need a reader with normal book-page type contrast, and where I can enlarge the font a great deal since I can’t read small font. Anything actually working I’m happy with. I dunno how these thingys work but I heard you can also scan a book in directly with some? That would be MOST helpful considering the esoteric type documents I need to research for my book (also for going back to college, hopefully in Paris this fall). Plus I’ve been carrying some heavy books around with me I’d love to scan in & lose the paper copy. Either way, if someone has a book scanner (either as part of a reader or not) this would also be great- I can only read large type at this point, thanks to my inability to pay for a CAT scan I’ve needed for like 5 yrs in order to diagnose my unknown, apparently degenerative vision problem (caused by my mentally ill, goonda hacker Indian ex fiance deliberately inflicting a head injury on me- twice).

A recent model texting device/phone (or battery/back panel replacements for my old text/phone device- DONATE $40 on Indiegogo to me and I can fix problem myself). I need to be able to tweet (aka keep media presence on Twitter etc..) so any device with ability to use any SIM (like T-Mobile phones) would be great. I also need $$ for a phone/text/web plan ($50/mo with my recent provider- in case anyone wants to sponsor me on that). Cmon! You know you have an old phone you want to send me (or give to me in person, if you can get to downtown SF). I dunna care if it’s a smart phone or whatever, I’ve been using a phone that’s like 8yrs old LOL.

Ok now that we’ve gotten through all the important stuff above, I’m going to start this blog anew, talking about my life as a homeless, stalked, almost- mafia sex trafficking victim. Because of course my old videos(this page may not load-search goriji on Google or other posts in this blog) were part (ONLY part, mind you the tale is very long so we’ll dissect later) of the problem.

But FIRST, I’m going to remind you to PLEASE view my indie gogo links (they should be pinned above unless I’ve been hacked already).. PLEASE SHARE THEM. My LIFE literally depends on being able to raise money for these film & book projects (and hopefully returning to college overseas to study French and film). So I NEED YOUR SUPPORT! Please add me on twitter: @Soufiandme and PLEASE retweet the tweets I send out with links to the videos on Twitter, Facebook, to your friends etc- thanks! 😀

Finally, I have some AWESOME (and cheap: ask a psychic (me) any question for $5, for example) ‘perks’.. in other words, if you give any money you will get something in return! Cool na? If you aren’t willing to give just $1 (or more 😉 then PLEASE pledge to yourself that you’ll get AT LEAST ONE FRIEND to donate $1- tik hai? (ok?) So.. Although I could outline my Indie Gogo campaigns endlessly, I’m going to get right to the nuts/bolts of this 1st edition of gori’s homelessness tutorials, namely this edition‘s focus, which is:

Gori’s homelessness tutorial pt 1:
Where/when to find (good) free food
in San Francisco

I started to make this list during the approximately year I lived in a 1998 Toyota Sienna minivan with Kuhra (my blue smoke Maine Coon) and Lomri (my cute tiny ex-feral kitten tortieshell) kitties. Aka Koora (fog/mist) & Lomdi (fox) in Hindi 😉 A relative luxury compared to life on the street the last 6+months 😦 I’ll add to it as I can find/research some of the older information. Much of this can be found also at:(link coming soon!)

However, they don’t tell you in that list what food is actually decent or who you can rely on to show up/open their doors at the place/time promised, or better yet, who TF actually serves meat in their meals? Cos believe me, if you’re veg or vegan in SF, you’ve actually got it made (to some extent, in terms of quality meals at least) compared to us meat eaters.

So here goes. I give the approximate last date I checked to see if these services were available (that is, last time I ate at a free food location). Right now I’m homeless & can’t go to check the sources in more Westerly/outlying SF hoods, so if you get free food in SF (or elsewhere in Bay Area & want me to add it), please check in with a comment so I can keep this current-thanks! 😉

I’ll be adding to the list below, as time allows. I’ve started with some of my favorites, to get you happily munching along 😀

How to Eat for FREE in San Francisco
© 2012 goriji aka Violet Bramble

Please ASK ME DIRECTLY before reproducing- thanks! 😀

I appreciate DONATIONS of ANY amount to my crowd funding campaigns on indiegogo.com for my anti-sex trafficking films and book– help me (a female SF native) get off the street, out of imminent danger, get my (herbal/naturopathic) meds for my chronic illness, and tell my human rights story about almost being sex trafficked by SF criminals who left me in the gutter to die when I refused to do their bidding! $1 & up donations get free gifts! See my indiegogo page here for list of all crowd funding campaigns (links to active campaigns you can donate to are at the bottom of that page!) Or if you can’t donate, please send out my link(s)! Thanks & peace 😀


Ok 1st the bad news- it’s not easy to find food on either Sundays or Mondays, pretty much anywhere in SF I know of. Will list what little I can find. If you don’t have any other sources (see daily/weekly source list below- coming soon), then try to get some SF Food Bank food (typically given out at churches in SF- or food handed out from a cafe/restaurant as suggested below) towards the end of the week to last through the weekend, if nothing else. Also see my food ‘stamps’ section (coming soon).


One of the few yummy food sources I know of on Mondays is:

10:30am (approx) Golden Gate Park Pancake B’fast by unknown chruch-type group
Near ‘Janis Joplin Tree’, Hippie Hill, nr Panhandle GGPk entrance

Typically you get 2 freshly made (think: friendly guy crouching over Coleman grill) pancakes with butter, syrup & coffee (latter runs out quickly from the thermoses), while sitting/standing around GGP.

‘Hippie Hill’ is the area with the weekend drumming circle (where everyone buys their pot, & the dastardly SFPD do their damnedest to stop the dealing/smoking, even for those with a medical marijuana card). Meantime, the pancakes are tasty. When I’ve been there, not so many people were about, however I don’t remember them having enough for ‘seconds’ either. Still, if you’re sleeping/hanging out in the area, or in the Upper Haight, well worth it. Presuming they’re still at the same spot, you enter from the Panhandle/main JFK Road entrance, Hippie Hill is in large grass area visible to the left as you enter GGP, aim yourself towards the lovely 1880s Art Studio building (near the antique carrousel). Before actually reaching it, just to the right of this area is the famous tree, the ‘feeding’ is usually just NE of that, in a small grove of trees along the path that winds back towards the Haight St tunnel entrance you can access from Stanyan/Haight (see map- link coming soon!)

Last visit: approx March 2011
Reliability: unknown, word of mouth says moderate to high


Now the good news: Tuesday is a veritable bonanza of food, especially if you can get to Civic Center/UN Plaza (both Bart & Muni underground, as well as F line streetcars, and a bunch of Market St buses, go right there)

1-1:30pm ish: ‘FREE LUNCH!!’ Bethel AME Church van

Middle of UN Plaza, near large ‘up’ escalator from Muni/BART underground

This is great for omnivores (aka ‘meat-eaters‘) as it’s typically a medium-sized bag lunch with homemade meat item (like spaghetti/meatballs, meatloaf, etc..), a bun, sometimes a small (or half of) a sweet (like cinnamon roll or cookie), plastic fork, maybe one other item, and they tend to hand out small-size bottled water too J Easy to walk off with to somewhere more pleasant to eat (like lawn near City Hall), due to nice lunch bag packaging.

Pretty simple: van with church signage pulls up in middle of UN Plaza (roughly opposite cute Art Deco cafe building =‘UN cafe‘)- man starts yelling ‘Free LUNCH!!!!’ repeatedly in your ear while you stand in quickly forming line. Apparently they stop at other locations (like some unknown deest (aka destination) by the Main Library) nearby but have only found them here in past. If you know location of their other stops, please add as comment below.

Last visit: approx Sept 2011

Reliability: low last time I checked. They showed up approx 4 of 6 weeks, then I was unable to locate them 3 weeks in a row, despite hanging around area for hours/asking other homeless ppl etc. Too bad, it’s righteous lunch fare if you’re craving meat to have this yummy option. I’ve noticed their time can vary but I’ve general found them there during 1-2pm window

Anytime 4-7pm (if you‘re lucky, between 4:30-5:30pm): the French Nuns= Fraternite Notre Dame

Market St side of UN Plaza, close to elevator from Muni/BART underground & large flower sculpture on north side of Market St

Meals typically feature sausage with rice, sometimes with rolls, sweets, and/or fruit. There is a big bag of bread loaves (in plastic) sort of thrown on the ground, you have to kind of risk losing your place in line (if alone-like I typically am) to dive for a loaf before the aggressive louts take everything (unless its soon after the 1st of the month, when many homeless ppl have received welfare/food stamps & the line is much shorter). You can get bread other ways, trust me 😉 Also sometimes they have beverages, last time I got a nice bottle of cranberry juice, for instance.

To be honest, their food is short of being anything great or flavorful, I personally however think the sausages (which have ranged from really good fat chorizos to (literally) tiny canned Vienna sausage depending on the day/number of people served), are worth it. You might want to bring something to flavor the (typically) rice, or possibly lentils, with. Occasionally they have some type of veggie on the side, & last time, I was surprised to be served what amounted to about $20 worth of semi-stale real restaurant sushi (lumped on plate with my rice & sausage), including sake nigiri (raw tuna) and some yummy type of dragon roll. Another time they had pasta alfredo, but only enough for some of the line, others just got rice. Presumably someone’s catering leftovers et al.

I’ll spare you my story about their sex addict ‘helper’/referee with the ‘mohawk’ & prison tattoos (real Mohawks involve shaving your head, not making a Sonic the Hedgehog hairdo out of too much gel IMHO- a digression) who now seems happily to be elsewhere 😉 Needless to say, you tend to get a somewhat rough & tumble group of (mostly) men, with occasional (usually quickly mediated) fights, not always respectful of the wonderful French nuns who also run a soup kitchen nearby (I‘ve heard men in line calling the nuns the ‘B‘ word multiple times to their faces, one guy while stealing a huge tray of food that one of the nuns had to grab back from him while being insulted in such manner). The French nuns pull up (amusingly in full-length black nun habit) in a van & unpack a small awning near to the Market St side of the UN Plaza area.

Last visit:Jan 2012
Reliability:moderate to poor. It seems like their time frame varies widely, making it not so easy to locate them reliably, especially if you’re just there for the famous ‘Curry Without Worry’ (below- who are incredibly punctual generally by comparison). If you want to hang around a bunch of rowdy drunk homeless ppl for hours, (or conversely, plant yourself in the Main Library at a desk by a window & strain your head or use binoculars lol..) you could probably manage to find the lovely nuns. My thought is sometimes they just aren’t there, however. On lucky weeks they show up roughly when Curry Not Worry is feeding (below) on the other side of the plaza, so it’s easy to eat one meal while waiting in line for the other 😉 Apparently they ‘feed’ at other places/times (I’m guessing including at their soup kitchen). If you of know details reliably, leave them in comments below- thanks! J

5:30pm (give or take 30mins) Curry Without Worry J
Main Library/Asian Art Museum side of UN Plaza, next to the Simon Bolivar (large man on horseback) statue

Food is nearly always the same: Nepali (think: Indian) food= rice with lentils, veggie (I think vegan but ask them to be sure) curry, optional spicy chutney(? or something), sometimes also optional hot pepper slices, naan, and yummy sweets that have been divided into small pieces (the rhubarb-strawberry ‘what‘s it?’ dessert is particularly yum). Plus typically, extra (French, sliced) bread. On a week when my food stamps went belly up I was even able to score a couple of left-over sub sandwiches, wrapped in plastic, out of their bread basket (ymmv= your mileage may vary). DAMN GOOD veggie Nepali food, gets goris 4 star ‘best of free SF food’ award J

They also have tabla (drumming), and sometimes dancing, including the Nepali guy who founded it one time was dancing in a crazy lion mask in a robe with a Star of David (in SF gang colors) on it. Not sure how intentional on his part those costume details were lol 😛 Older Nepali guy proprietor will typically walk through entire (long) line & shake hands/say ‘Namaste’ to every peep in line. Gotta give props for that! Non-homeless ppl (including a few Indians/ South Asians) plus backpackers etc. tend to show up, especially in summer, along with the usual homeless crowd. LONG line but moves quickly, you can typically get back in line & get ‘seconds‘ (though in good/warmer weather or near end of month line will be longer). Nice people, well organized, friendly & punctual. If you can afford to, put a buck or two in their tip jar, it helps make more meals, which cost them $2 each!

Last visit: Jan 2012
Reliability:high! Worst I have seen is a couple of times they have been an hour (max) late. They are almost always there by 5:30pm.


I’m listing this SF Food Bank stop for starters on Wednesdays, will add more as I’m able

10am-12noon (?) Mary Elizabeth Inn (SF Food Bank groceries)


1040 Bush St bet Jones/Leavenworth, Nob Hill area

SF Food Bank groceries are similar in different locations. Check here: for a list of locations/times to get some. It definitely PAYS to line up early, especially here, where the less than honest/motivated SRO employees hand out as much as possible to those in the beginning of the line, I suppose in an effort to finish the whole affair as quickly as possible with the least effort. Typically there are canned goods (refried, green, garbanzo beans etc are edible without cooking- just buy/beg a cheap can opener), also veggies, some of which (depending on how adventurous you are) can be eaten raw (ie potatoes, carrots, yams), often there are boxes of oranges and the like (if you pick out the squishy/moldy ones), French bread or maybe loaves of sliced, but the small generic bags of rice & oatmeal will only really work if you have a propane stove of some sort (as many car/van campers & some homeless in Golden Gate Park) do. A veteran homeless friend told me it’s possible to take the oatmeal to a 7-11 store & use hot water to make it palatable in a cup. I dunno, I hate oatmeal 😛

Also here you most likely will find the ever present Capri Sun (aka Crappy Sun) pouches you haven’t seen since middle school. Apparently Food Bank has enough of these to hand out to everyone in SF for years after the climate destruction-eventuated apocalypse. Good for them 😛

At this location, the Chinese ladies ‘get free food/re-sell on 6th St’ racket is kept to a decent minimum (unlike Food Bank church, see below- coming soon!). In the past this gorgeous old building was a women’s hotel run by a (granted, conservative) church. Unfortunately the legacy of Willie Brown/ Newscum graft/corruption SRO schemes swallowed up this gem, with the inevitable crooked city ‘contractors’ diminishing much of its historical beauty in the process. The result is a ghetto SRO run by corrupt black social workers, as is typical for this genre. So much for the Victorian beauty of yesteryear. How #fail.

Last visit:approx May 2011
Reliability:unknown but presumably high, since all they have to do is walk downstairs (food is given out in basement dining hall area-side entrance on sidewalk) & open the doors

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5:30pm (give or take 30mins) Pizza & hot chocolate by church group
Golden Gate Park entrance at Stanyan/Haight
(near Mc Donalds/Whole Foods end of Upper Haight St)

Presuming they are still doing this ‘feeding‘ on Saturdays, a church group of unknown/forgotten name, replete with Asian preacher who gives a short sermon in the BG about some select parable from the Bible, hands out mass quantities of pizza (usually choice of plain cheese or pepperoni, cheapo/generic variety) 2 pieces per person, but (when I was going there at least) you could get 2 more pieces as ‘seconds‘, and hot chocolate. Been awhile since I’ve been at this one, but I think I remember there being a pastry or dessert as well. Additionally, they often (not always however) give out something while you wait in line, like a tiny 6-pack of Little Debbie donuts or those smushy pre-packaged fudge brownies or something. One week some weird Arab woman was giving everyone kits from airlines: toothpaste, toothbrush, airline socks, mesh bag et al. Believe me, this type of thing comes WAY in handy, more than you know in these circumstances, and was much appreciated J

The (presumably, ordained minister) guy giving sermons isn’t as awful as it sounds (hey I’m a pagan/witch & I’ve even listened for a few mins, out of respect for the ability to get free pizza 😉 The line consists of some pretty hard-core down & out people/ drug addicts literally shooting up in line etc, and when I stopped going to this (aka when I was forced to sell my minivan (think: goonday chasing me all over, esp those ka gaadis wearing kala) in SF & live on the street), the line was getting longer & longer & longer, as word got out. It’s at the more recent, yuppie ’archway’ entrance thingy built at the edge of the park, above the pond/tunnel leading towards Hippie Hill from Haight St. If anyone has visited recently & knows the status of this ‘feeding’, please leave a comment below! J


6:30-7:30am b’fast Mon-Sat
12-2pm lunch Tue-Sat
brunch Sun 9-10:30am
St Martin de Porres (mostly) vegan food J

225 Potrero/16th- behind the wooden gate

Gotta give props to this place- serving yummy (mostly) vegan breakfast/lunch fare 7 days- I usually attended at lunch, I got the feeling breakfast is somewhat lunch-like, but feel free to correct me. I was often ’late’ (in that the line had gone inside/people already eating), and ate soup that needed salt (& is actually available on the tables), good salad and all the sliced bread you can take with you (I think the limit is like 10 or 20 pieces). This is where you want to bring in a clean plastic bag (from your last loaf of bread etc..) & go for it on the bread, then buy some peanut butter/jelly with food stamps, if you’re desperate for a few days. Apparently there are a few other components to the lunch (I remember a bag of salted plantains -random!) & some other forgotten item one time I showed early enough to require a ’number’ from the gatekeeper. In any case, they apparently have meat soup 1-2 days a week, I think like Wed/Thurs. Turkey soup was yummy. If I remember correctly you can still get a vegan option those days (as long as it lasts). Had conversation with an (older gay male-unknown name-friendly/professional acting) volunteer about higher quality of ingredients they use than other local soup kitchens- this is good stuff! Bring a little seasoning & you’re all set J

If you get there early, you’ll be handed a number. People are called into the kitchen (at the back of the courtyard- look for the 70‘s style wooden gate serving as a front door to enter the premises) in batches of 10 by number. There’s communal tables to eat at, and some nice seating spots in the courtyard (plus more generic tables under an awning). You’re apparently allowed to nap in the courtyard, there are homeless ppl with carts and such doing so. There’s a bathroom with showers (I was unaware there was a women’s bathroom, much less showers, til I saw it listed on a homeless resource site-like most things homeless, men dominate vastly by population percentage as most women can’t/won’t/don’t live on the street). In any case there are appointed hours (I think on Weds?) you can take a shower.

There’s an old, out-of-tune piano in the kitchen/indoor eating area that some old dude was pounding out amazing ragtime on one day 😉 They give you dishware that should be bussed (tray at juncture between patio & covered area), so you have to stick around and eat, rather than being able to bolt immediately, in case that’s your preference. Unsure on whether they will fill your own plastic container if you bring one. A word to the wise: tho I like sitting outside near where people are sleeping (this advice goes double for Civic Center BTW) I have it on good report that ppl HAVE gotten lice etc.. by seating themselves somewhere a homeless peep with such has recently sat/reclined. Not a comment on this loc in particular, but be cautious in any SF location filled with homeless in any case. (See my upcoming: ‘How to Build a Box House’ for tips on avoiding human bugs) Also I’ve not been to Sunday brunch, I think breakfast (late) only once & it was almost like lunch. Please comment if you know more about those menus.

Random Scores

Closing time- various downtown SF/ financial dist Starbucks

Certainly it’s not the only café/chain that does this in SF, but it’s a good example of what’s available. I haven’t done it myself, but have been beneficiary of (sealed, yummy, 1-2 days max expired) Starbucks food on a number of occasions from the other homeless people I have nightly ‘camp’ with. Stuff I liked includes: yogurt/granola cups (2 parts separated/mix together- small insert in top for granola makes a good semi-durable, clean portable kitty/very small doggie water cup), fruit bowls (yum), these bento-box type thingys (ate 2 today)- different types but today’s was Asian style noodles with veggies, tofu, cucumbery garnish, kind of hard to bite into peanuts covered with sesame (I think), small wrapped square of dark chocolate. A couple of days ago I was recipient of multiple boxes with carrot & cuke strips, plain white meat chicken strips, decent small containers of hummus, pita bread, some sweet-ish bread that looked moldy but I was assured should look that way (tasted delish), each with cozy chocolate square again. You will prolly need more than one to count as a full meal, especially if you’re quite hungry or male 😉 This crap retails at $7 each. So be happy/respectful to get it for free J

According to ma homeless ppls, you just stand outside (in this case, a particular Financial Dist SF) Starbucks as they close (remember to observe some rules of homeless etiquette to insure best chance of actually receiving food- link coming soon!- I‘m being serious!) and wait around to potentially fight it out with others possibly much more drunk/high/crazy than you for whatever they come outside with. Problem is, you may be waiting from 2-90 mins for them to come out with the goods. If you’re lucky, no one else will be around & you’ll score much more than you can eat. Since there’s no refrigeration, remember to leave unwanted extras in containers, either on a bench where homeless are likely to see, or atop trash can (preferably composting (green) plastic dumpster if you can find one waiting at curb), as those who do (IMHO: risky) dumpster diving for food will thank you.

List of Starbucks locations in SF:Link coming soon!

I don’t know how many or which exactly Starbucks do this, but you may have a better chance in Financial Dist SF, becos they tend to have limited weekend hours in that hood =more time for food to go bad over weekend without being sold etc.. Try going into one & discretely say you are homeless- ask if they hand out food when they close. Then LEAVE and only show up OUTSIDE POLITELY (and ideally, sober) when they close the doors, assuming they answer something in the affirmative. This type of behavior gives you the best chance at eating well! 😉 You can always ask the barista (again, politely & discretely), if they know another loc that does hand outs, if they say no. Most ppl who work low level jobs can sympathize with the idea of going hungry- poor are much more generous with their scant extra resources than rich, has been my experience.

(Coming soon: much MORE free food in SF & a food ‘stamps’ (aka ATM card) primer!) J

PLEASE READ THIS: Remember that it’s EASY to get various types of food ‘poisoning’ from anything spoiled (depending on type of food/weather, 12-36 hours max (in San Francisco) except stuff like bread, PB&J, fruit, crackers, some types of juice & other non- or semi-perishables, like soft drinks). BE CAREFUL- it’s SO NOT worth it to be vomiting all night in the gutter in the cold because you got so hungry you ate something questionable- ask me how I know this L This goes QUADRUPLE if you have an immune system disorder, gastrointestinal problems, or related illnesses, as I do (have all three and more).

Remember, if you barf up all you ate, you’ll be both sick & more delirious with hunger later (as well as potentially too weak to seek out decent food- living like this means to live like an animal- or survivalist), so seriously, DON’T take the risk. Dairy & meat in particular can spoil FAST, though I’ve had luck (for instance) with eating yogurt from the night before which seemed to have simply semi-turned into cottage cheese (in this case the bacteria growing overnight is presumably of the beneficial variety). Dried meats like pepperoni on pizza tend to keep slightly longer than fresh, cooked cuts and the like. Also remember: you are sleeping outside (or in a cold vehicle or whatever)- it’s like being in the fridge (but only while you‘re outside/it‘s cold), except in rare hot weather (that is, in SF: ymmv). I try to pack any food so it’s out of sight (other lazier homeless will rob you blind of food in a heartbeat while you‘re sleeping if you‘re on the street) but as close to the cold outside of my nightly structure as possible (or in a draft). In an unheated van all night food kept really well- packing items together helps the cold radiate mutually among the food longer-be sure to keep out of sun during the day- even clothing on top to hold in cold/block heat helps.

You really don’t need to EVER eat food that’s gone into the trash in SF, there’s SO much free food it’s sort of disgusting considering how damn FAT everyone is, you just have to plan ahead a little & be willing/healthy enough to make the effort to travel to get it. If you are EVER tempted to dig into a trash can to eat, REMEMBER: those HUGE roaches that appeared with the human roaches from the East Coast during dot.com (& ‘created’ all of this homelessness in the first place by displacing the native population from what once was abundant rental housing- again ask me how I know this!- many are affiliated with the same scummy organized crime who tried to sex traffick me)- yep those HUGE kind run out of the sewer and PG&Evil grates at night (right next to where I’m forced to sleep) & up into the trash cans to eat! (Another reason to keep your own stash OFF the ground!) More on this later!

To be fair: conversely, I met this musician guy I saw eating out of the trash one nite- I ran over to share my food with him, warning him about the vagaries of bacteria of various types in the composting bin. He told me he has been doing this for years & never had any problems. Gross I know. I have poor health & a weak immune system so… again, ymmv. Still, getting sick from spoiled food is just plain gross so: you’ve been warned! Eat only sealed, fresh items (or meals freshly served) is my motto.


I appreciate DONATIONS of ANY amount to my crowd funding campaigns on indiegogo.com for my anti-sex trafficking films and book– help me (a female SF native) get off the street, out of imminent danger, get my (herbal/naturopathic) meds for my chronic illness, and tell my human rights story about almost being sex trafficked by SF criminals who left me in the gutter to die when I refused to do their bidding! $1 & up donations get free gifts! See my indiegogo page here for list of all crowd funding campaigns (links to active campaigns you can donate to are at the bottom of that page!) 😀 Or if you can’t donate, please send out my link(s)! Thanks & peace :)/p>


tweeps! :) sup?

K in case u haven’t noticed the column to the right lol –> I’m going crazy on twitter my peeps 🙂 In the time I’ve neglected yeh blog (since early July 2009), ur gori’s tweeted about 1700 or more tweets & counting na? 😉 lol if u wanna add me on Twitter, I’m @gorisf na? 😉

Basically I’m focusing on a few areas: desi cheez (of course, including Bolly & SRK filim stuff), the hypocrisy of fundamentalist Muslim (oops I almost starting putting hashtags lol) attitudes, aur tweets about my vids (revver.com, voh lame site now owned by some goonda who’s letting it fall apart literally+ not paying anyone boo)- they r gonna be re-loaded onto a functional site ASAP (all 350+ of them & counting na?)..

..plus I tweet bout meri *NAYA FILM* whoo 😉 Working title ‘Soufi & Me’ hai na? 😉 aka ‘Soufi et Moi’ lol ‘सूफी और मैं’ ‘الصوفي & لي’ etc lol! 🙂 So there *is* a 2-part vid about my casting needs 😉 for this no-budget narrative feature film (to get technical on u there for a minute)- aka u could be famous & not have to really have acting skills to do so but… haven’t posted the vid(s) yet as I’m in the middle of finding a new video hosting site for reasons listed above.

Also, didn’t forget about the (hopefully humorous) acchi desi cheez gori clothing & accessories line (srsly! 2 use twit-speak).. it’s just that.. yeppers, I’m about to get evicted from my ghur (cry!), rent hasn’t been paid since the last blog post, u can see that’s quite a long time. Plus I’m being stalked by such SF goonday na? (Real don peeps eek!)- which is what yeh filim is actually about, besides being a love story 😉

So if u pray 2 any goddesses or gods of any sort, say a prayer 4 gori aaj, tik hai? The donate 2 gori’s Mini Cooper fund link in the archive should still (hopefully lol) work, in case anyone wants 2 donate the extreme amounts of $$$ needed for me 2 stave off imminently becoming homeless 😦 *sigh* Or of course, you can donate towards the film, which ideally has a ‘low low budget’ of $500K (basically a budget to keep me housed while writing the script, feed the crew while filming & pay 2 rent a camera/print the film, with little left for anything else 😉 In any case, I’m doing the dang film, even if I’m living marg mein instead of ghur mein 😦 which is exactly what local thuggees would like to see happen 😦

Oh if I didn’t say, it’s about gori kam trafficking bhi na? So if u wanna be a funder (or just lend gori her back rent $$)- catch me on twitter peeps & I’ll be bahut khushi 2 take any donations lol-or just say ‘hi’! 🙂 Pyar jis & watch yeh space 4 more details on filim production & lol fundraising attempts!

BTW if ur bored (besides talking 2 me ‘live’ on twitter, u know u wanna, especially the more Tamilian-esque masti Sri Lumba Kala Sundars out there na?) u can check out my very own #Hashtag on twitter: #LHTE, which stands for ‘Learn Hindi Through English’ lmao. Because everyone knows that crappy Hindi book, my theory being that ‘Hinglish’ goes both ways: it’s not just some gora being unable to speak Hindi (or other Indian languages) but also desi peeps being unable 2 properly speak Angrezi na? So enjoy! All typos are directly copied from the book itself lmao!

Will bb soon jis, in the meantime, just read the next column & u got more details than I’m sure u ever wanted lol –> 😉

Holi Hai! :) Khushiyan Asian Film Fest bhi :P

Khushi Holi peeps! 🙂 Time for the SFAAIFF (San Francisco International Asian American Film Festival)… gori’s going to attempt to see 20 filims in just ek week na? lols…

About dus (aka 1/2) of these are desi (South Asian/Indian, that is) films.. whoo! Should be uber-cools 🙂 As I said in the intro, looks like (cross fingers) gori’s desi lounge (for lack of a better naam, I swear I found the perfect word on google late one nite, & failed to bookmark it lol- can’t even remember the (Indian, of course) language aaj, much less the name itself lol) is *tentatively* coming in approx June.. will be quite exciting! 😀

Anyhow, I’ve made a page that will sooner or later have all the insightful & bahut exciting gori filim review vids (ulloo WordPress doesn’t allow revver.com widgets, sigh)… meantime, it’s basically a link to the revver list. At the moment, you can save urselves time by just going here to see the video reviews (<– that’s a link na?), & after gori deals with the massive hurdles of the hacker loser ex who is still around after 3+ years (mass ragging na?) aur the inherent issues with revver itself du jour, then eventually the thumbnails will be here:

gori’s video reviews of bahut desi & other film from the 2009 SFIAAFF film festival! whoo! 🙂

Tik here’s the intro to yeh filim fest:

gori's 2009 SFIAAFF film festival intro na? 😉

Thrilling I know lol 😉 Perhaps u’d rather see a couple of diwani vids about gori catching a djinn na? 😉 lols… (hover to watch vid w/out clicking through, or click to revver if you wanna see a bigger goriji ;))…

gori catches a djinn- no sh*# peeps! (pt ek- djinn ka bhai ka garam Arab yaar, that is) 😛

gori catches a djinn- no sh*# peeps! (pt do- djinn ka bhai ka garam Arab yaar, that is) 😛

So I thought I’d be having some fabu naya flyers for the filim fest, lekin it’s the nite before the madness begins & the printer has died 😦 sigh… being too broke to pay to print them lols… we’ll see..

Tik in any case get excited, it only took an entire year (shukriya to having no funding to speak of, cept voh goonday that need to be awoided like the plague they are), phir bhi there’s gonna finally be a rocking yummy spot for desi aur desi-friendly peeps to meet na? Plus make DIY Bolly & other vids, etc.. 😀 Since gori is looking quite single again… can’t wait to get down to chillin in person over a drink or two with bahut garam ladkay, especially of the Sri Lankan/Tamilian/Fijian 😛 & similar variety 😉 ha jis? 😉

So see u peeps at the films! 🙂 & very soon, at mehri own sexy, yummy desi/gori/kuch bhi lounge! Yey! 🙂

Happy Vday aur.. At last! Jai ho! Obama ;)

Peeps- things have been bahut busy/pagal for ur gori na? Well.. here’s mehri combined posts of the Oscars with (Jai Ho!) Slumdog Crorepati wins.. plus earlier Vday greetings… followed by an even earlier, previously unpublished bit about Obama’s election na? 😉

Tik I admit after I got over complaining about sub flaws yeh filim mein… I started to cry, watching the chotu bachchiyan on the red carpet, going to Disneyland etc… all the while thinking how they are going home to plastic tarps slum mein, ek bachchi’s baap is dying of TB (Earth to Danny Boy(le)- can u possibly bother to get him some TB meds na?).. meantime, ek other bachchi ended up getting publicly slapped by his baap when he was too tired to give interviews after flying home etc…

Gori’s only regret- wish I would have made a more watchable (instead of gundi, wobbly, very hastily shot between filims at Third I desi film festival) vid na?  Kind of tripping on the Academy Award nominations.. so, here’s ek follow-up to the reviews:

gori's ek more for slumdog-jai ho! (pt ek)

gori's ek more for slumdog-jai ho! (pt do)

Aur, original reviews yaha hai for contrast (ha ji, there’s do parts na?):

gori's 'Slumdog Millionaire' (pt ek) film review from Third I South Asian filim fest 2008 🙂

gori's 'Slumdog Millionaire' (pt do) film review from Third I South Asian filim fest 2008 🙂

For Valentine’s Day na? Gori hopes u were able to awoid 😉 yeh Shri Rama Sena (WTF?) suvar chod yaar na? 😦 *sigh* Not sure what’s worse, betiyan NWFP mein with no education, or voh ‘moral police’ (lol) bhains chodu na? They need to get laid! badly! 😉

Anyhow, here’s gori’s Valentine to the perpetrators, aur mehri subsequent food poisoning vid (after inadvertently offending yeh Grand Duke at the SF Chinese New Year parade na?):

gori's Valentine's Day greeting to 'Sri Ram Sena' bakachodus 😛

gori got food poisoning for Valentine's Day 😦 lekin fu lions to the rescue! 😀

Abi, since the vids on Obama’s election didn’t exactly go up on time lol..

Tik hai… gori sochta yeh video says it all:

Meantime, like usual I’m fighting the hacker- mehri blog hits have fallen into oblivion for the usual reasons: hacker works between sites, so WordPress says ‘Google mushkil hai’ etc… for example… Glad if someone sees this front page, gori’s putting lots of work into it na? Be sure to check the articulate SRK vids about 26/11 aur the stupidity of psycho-Islam as carefully transcribed by gori below 😉 (go to main page of the blog if you’re at the link for this post alone)…

Still working on the line of gori merchandise referenced below, haven’t forgotten about the naya desi lounge/club either (update: lounge tentatively starting in June 2009 😀 whoo!), lekin it’s slow going without start-up funding (hint hint hint!! those of you who chaiye ek garam gori ladki to call ur own- help fund the space to meet her.. uh possibly me(?) mein)… tik hai… can u figure out that sentence lol? 😛

Pyar jis! Oh, also a very belated khushi 2009, now that we watched Obama undo about 50% of the evil of the Bush ‘administration’ (cough cough) in the first 24 hours.. aaj, hum proud hain to be Amrikans na? 😀 Time to celebrate the end of ek error, er end of a terror.. metlab end of an era na? 😉 Out with the hate, in with the love 😉

Speaking of which, Soufi I’m still waiting for your answer habibi 😉

Merry Xmas jis! Happy SRK na? :)

Tik er… Merry Xmas aur khushi (not really) bday to gori na? I noticed lotsa peeps checking out the moti gori Santa vid from last year na? That is, once I finally got online aaj, after being hacked for 3 days 😦 (psst the super-secret pword is the last name of the PM 😉 -be sure to capitalize the first letter na?) The link is above (yeh ‘sexy secret gori Santa page’ na?) now that gori changed the blog to yeh cozy winter theme.. bahut bariya choochiyan to be found there tik? Lekin be sure to read below once ur done 😉 BTW snowflakes courtesy of WordPress.. they melt after Jan 4th, apparently… so meantime gori’s Xmas = sux hard 😦 no pun intended lol.. It’s mehri bday today (Xmas day) na? & well, u know if I have time to blog, that cheez isn’t that great na? 😦

Still, to cheer things a little, here are the SRK interviews I refer to in yeh video (see below for highly pertinent SRK Islam quotes as accurately, painstakingly transcribed by gori)- SRK ended up being the ideal ‘moderate Muslim’ I was lamenting about in mehri Bombay blasts videos & has encapsulated very articulately basically all of the important points I was thinking/feeling about the situation, lekin of course it means much more coming from SRK than gori lol…Some bahut cozy/accha person posted SRK’s interview on YouTube in teen parts, here:

I dedicate these videos to Mohammed Bedda, bhai ka garam Arab yaar Soufiane… ‘Momo’ is ek bara SRK fan bhi (remember? yeh yaar who yelled at gori public mein for like an hour about how Sharia law should be imposed San Francisco mein so gori could be killed for choding gAy- garam Arab yaar, ussa bhai na?) Is that how you use the word ‘ussa’ ‘usne’? kuch bhi.. lol 😛 Much of what SRK says applies directly to the hypocritical/lame-gaand situation with bhai ka garam Arab yaar.. since SRK is also important to him, I’ll let Shah Rukh make a very pertinent rebuttal to yeh Mohammed bhai, since his words will get much more respect, being a Muslim male n all.. everything below is both very apt in terms of the Mumbai terrorism blasts of last month, as well as being a direct answer to the utter BS you spout about your own religion, Mohammed, vis a vis earlier arguments we had. I hope you see this & at least give Shah Rukh a little respect for saying everything gori has tried to say to you, while I’m apparently ek rundi/kam-slave sirf.. (check the bottom of this post for more on the sucha kam goonday situation.. sigh)

Some wonderfully specific quotes from gori’s transcript of voh teen Shah Rukh videos (some clarification added in italics for any non-desi peeps who may read this- or clueless 2nd gen’ers lol):

SRK: ‘I like to believe I’m an educated, liberal Muslim, who has a Hindu wife and two kids.. the more I’m seeing these kind of things over the years, the more it makes me realize… the vulnerability of life, of course, which we all understand… I think it unites us, tragedy has a strange sense of uniting people.. I get very scared now.. and it could happen to anyone. You know, the whole reality is… it’s not bound by areas, or castes, or creeds, or colors.. it could happen to anyone.’
‘If you can take away any positive from this tragedy, and have some kind of peace in your heart, to be able to look at that- I think the very thing that the terrorists tried to destroy, which is unity, secularism, the economy, and.. just the dignity of the country, I think for the first time we have all come to realize that very thing is actually got (has been) strengthened. The unity has got (sic) strengthened… and I cannot say I’m glad, but I can 100% say, that if you can take away anything positive, that is the biggest positive. They have now given us the biggest weapon against them, and we need to utilize it in the best way possible.. which is unity, across classes, across religions..’
‘You know- can I clarify- I’ve read the Qu’ran, the Holy Qu’ran, and I’m a believer of Islam, because that’s how I am born.. I’ll give you a few verses of Qu’ran, which you need to understand… there is ‘Sura pulse suray moida’ which is a verse from Qu’ran, which very clearly states that if you heal one man, you heal the whole mankind- this is what God says- and if you hurt one man, you hurt the whole mankind. There is *no where* in Qu’ran- see, we believe, Qu’ran is the word of Allah- so there are believers in that book, in that holy book, and I’m very clear if you’re following Allah’s Qu’ran, if you’re following Allah’s Islam, *no where* does it say that you are going to get jennat (salvation, go to heaven) by jihad (holy war aka ‘terrorism’), *no where* does it say that you can kill women- as a matter of fact it says *in a war*, you cannot kill a woman, you cannot kill a child, you cannot kill an animal, and you cannot destroy crops. Very clear: jihad was supposed to be something that was to be propagated by the Prophet himself.’
‘There is an Islam from Allah which is in our holy book, there is an Islam- and very unfortunate, I’m not being ‘auntie’- but there is an Islam from the mullahs. And I appeal to all of them: *please* give the right reading of the Qu’ran to the young people- I do it to (this for) my children- no where in the Qu’ran, which we consider is the word of Allah- does it say that you are going to be given jennat if you kill harmless, innocent people, *no where*.’
(Rajdeep Sardesai from CNN IBN): ‘So they’re distorting religion..’
SRK: ‘Absolutely, see, this has happened for the last 100 years at most, or 120 years Raj, it’s not something (from) a thousand five-hundred years ago.. See I’ll explain it to you- jihad was actually to be called upon by the Prophet himself. And jihad also has a very simple logic- if you go by what is written- that there is debates.(sic) There has to be understanding- either you convince me of your viewpoint or I convince you of mine. And then also if we don’t understand (agree), we’ll go our separate ways. *No way* does jihad say- very very clearly, let me be very honest about it, I’ve read it now, I’ve read it many times over the last 2-3 years- it doesn’t say that you can go into *anybody else’s* territory, you know jihad says that if somebody comes into *your* territory, then you can protect yourself.’
(Rajdeep): ‘..does it then really trouble you.. “Not every Muslim is a terrorist, but all terrorists are Muslim”- these are the kinds of SMSes that have done the rounds at times in.. upper middle class societies..’
SRK: ‘See, I cannot deny it anymore, you know two years’ back, I used to get very disturbed when the Americans said that all the terrorists are Muslim, I would say ‘no that’s not true’. But now I can’t deny it, because 95, 99% of the people who get caught, or who are shot, are claimed to be Muslims…’
‘I think both hardliners- Hindus & Muslims- I think there should be a law in this country: that *no* political party’s agenda can be communal (based on religious separatism). And be it the biggest party, be it the smallest party- *no* organization which is going to mis-read any of the books, whether it is Qu’ran or (Bhagavad) Gita, should be allowed. There should be a hard-line treatment to the hardliners, one. Secondly, I also like to believe at this point of time, that some of us are born Muslim, so some of these guys who got completely mislead- or women also- they are by birth Muslim, but I don’t think that by teaching (they are), Muslim. They’ve been just born that way. The teachings of Islam are as wonderful, as good, as the teaching of Gita. Or of the Bible- they’re all the same. And I think the youngsters (younger generation) understand this much better today, and that’s why I have huge hope in them.’
(on initial emotional reactions of the people of India saying ‘bomb Pakistan’)
SRK: ‘..but I have a huge amount of faith in the goodness of Indians…I think they will understand.. see what I’m sensing- I’m not saying dishonesty- but what I’m sensing is that everybody’s trying to protect (themselves)… ‘Ok let’s not say it happened in Pakistan’ (that the terrorists originated there).. and you can’t completely deny it.. they’re living in denial, and of course, some of us also reacting and saying ‘let’s just bomb Pakistan’- no. I think like I said, the first tenet of jihad, if I was to tell you just as a Muslim, is debate. Let’s sit down, and *accept* the truth. See accepting the truth actually makes the problem vanish. Let’s accept the truth: uh-oh, these guys are being trained there- we’re not claiming the government is doing it, but we’re saying they’re being trained- can the government (of Pakistan) *do* something about it? Yes we can-let’s take outside help, let’s come, and try and finish them off in the best way possible.’
(Rajdeep): ‘Shah Rukh, would you be willing to debate with a fanatic?…be it a Muslim or Hindu fanatic? Are you willing to have that debate?’
SRK: ‘Can I just tell you one thing? I think fanatics have no ground to stand on. It’s very easy to debate with a fanatic. Because I think they’re misinformed.. Any normal, educated, well brought-up Indian or Pakistani can debate with a fanatic from either side, and win the debate very clearly… because I’m again & again saying, if you’re following Allah’s word, if you’re following even Gita’s word, if you’re following the Biblical word, there is *no* tenet anywhere which states this.’
‘See, you & I don’t know what Heaven is going to be like. You & I genuinely don’t know what God is going to be like. But I can assure you of one thing that you & I both know very clearly: that by hurting someone who is innocent, there is *no* way, *no* God in this world is going to be good to you and take you to Heaven.’
‘I see an amazing amount of hope, and I attach it again and again to the youth… here are people who *can* do it, and *will* do it… we have to see it within ourselves, we do respect Gandhiji’s tenets… that yes, do not offer the other cheek. If a guy slaps you, and he says very clearly ‘I’m sorry’, it’s ok, accept it… I’m not saying ‘bomb XYZ’, but you need to take a little hard stance, because they have come to our house. You know, you can’t allow people to come to our houses, and destroy our families, you just cannot, you cannot allow that… There is zero tolerance for terror, and a lack of security, and I think we need to put up organizations in place, and say ‘listen, we will not tolerate this’. And right now I can sense that in the country.’
‘I can’t say we are fortunate, but I think we’re in the middle of an amazing historical event which is only going to make our country very very strong.. I can’t say I’m happy, but I’m at peace, that I’m part of this movement…’

Now that u’ve waded thru all that, be sure to check the latest bahut dhukh series on gAy aur bhai ka gAy aur their scary evil team of naisay gunday na? In case u were wondering how mehri Xmas was ruined (poor gori!) aur how cheez got to this sorry state of affairs 😦

(BTW jis.. as u can probably tell, gori’s having some choti formatting issues abi lol 😛 ..phir bhi u can still hover over the vids to watch thumbnails, or click to see the real cheez revver.com site mein na??) accha! 🙂

gori's truly evil goonday ka garam Arab yaar (pt ek)

gori’s truly evil goonday ka garam Arab yaar (pt do)

gori's truly evil goonday ka garam Arab yaar (pt teen)

gori’s truly evil goonday ka garam Arab yaar (pt char)

Mehri Chinese astrology isn’t looking good for 2009- gori is ek Ram (aka Sheep) with Pig/Boar influence in Bazi. Which essentially means this year may suck hard 😦 Oh noes!

Oh course u, the dedicated desi yaar hath ka.. er, reader aur goriji video viewer, will want to *give back* a tiny portion of that IT salary na? 😉 This time it’s not for a Mini Cooper lekin good old fashioned Amrikan merchandise, which can be had (coming soon!) goriji’s cafepress store mein 😉 <– link will be here as soon as it’s up & running! 🙂

So u can now have every sexy diwani kuch bhi cheez available, with ek gori logo na? Dog t-shirt? No problem.. baby t-shirt? got it.. maternity T-shirt.. even those.. how about gori bumperstickers, pins aur mugs? lol 😛 U know biwi’s not gonna be suspecting what ur doing on revver ka gori vids during lunch na? 😉 Who cares? U can always keep the thong.. er boxer shorts.. er metlab coffee mug at the office right? 😀

Meantime, did ya know that gori’s posted 300 vids & counting in 10+ madham sirf na? In case u were wondering why the blog’s sorta fallen behind lols… here’s the link to sub gori vids, with most recent showing first *or* u can click this link to scroll through the bar on the left to see them organized by playlist subject, so now u know!)

Tik back to mehri regularly scheduled moping, at least until New Yaar’s 😉 Mehri gori diyan cards say there’s some naya pyar cheez 4 gori ASAP.. let’s hope it’s mehri Sri Lumba Kala Sundar crorepati, I sure need it, considering gori’s economic situation! 😦

whoo Obama! :) ha jis, we can! :D

K nuf said. Congrats Amrika! 🙂 🙂 🙂 There’s still hope na? 😀 Shukriya BAHUT sub deities of every religion GW the terrorist is on his way out!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!! I admit it, I cried, especially when our naya President, Barack Hussein Obama 😀 talked about their new puppy lmao 😛

BTW WTF on Prop 8 peeps? That does suck… ironic what the stupidity of Christianity among peoples who were conquered & suppressed in its name (uh hello African Amrikan aur Latino Catholic peeps!), can do.. while simultaneously voting in yeh yaar.. JFK pt do na? 😉

Indians with cells photoing Obama on the beach Hindustani mein

our naya global President na? 😀

As garam Arab yaar (aka gAy) told gori this morning, just post the universal election euphoria of last nite:

“..his father was Muslim..” he was smiling..

I added: “Barack (like Mubarak) means ‘blessed’ doesn’t it?”

gAy: “..and Bush killed Hussein.. didn’t he? Saddam Hussein..” with a rare ironic smile..

gori: “Stupid people say ‘Obama’ sounds like ‘Osama’..” (laughing)

A man who basically reps sub major ethnicities (cept Latinos, if u count desis as Asians that is, lol)… suddenly rising to the top with ek fully Muslim naam, kala skin…

gori wonders: was it the earnest prayers of the mass numbers of ‘moderate’ Muslims against the evil tyranny of GW Bush that caused this astoundingly beautiful irony.. uh ‘coincedence’ (not!) to happen? 😀 Being ek diyan (that’s saher.. uh.. rawhani… kuch bhi to Arabic speaking peeps)… as a queer-identified staunch feminist.. I’ve nonetheless adopted a position of deep respect for garam Arab yaar’s religious conviction, albeit causing direct conflict between us, as it bears an uncanny resemblance to my own sense of spiritual devotion, just with the beliefs inside out 😉

ek cheez I’ve learned being a bona-fide native of the fine city developers have gutted into the post-dot.com post-mortem San Fran-shit-co…

Diversity aur tolerance na? Goes a long way.

Congrats to the world 🙂


Election Day madness aur.. more gori vids! :) yey

tik hai peeps…

Well, as u can see the updates haven’t exactly occurred, mostly because I was hacked for 3+ weeks from using Revver, yeh video hosting site ki gori 😉

First let me plug myself lol…

A sample of some of the latest gori vids:

gori’s Folsom St Faire review (pt do)

gori's djinn ka garam Arab yaar (pt ek)

..aur some of the typical cafe lurks lol (u know, Nike slave labor women’s shopping marathon, DAPs (desi Amrikan princesses- is the kam accha with them? seriously? gori thinks not) aur biwi/gf swapping at mehri naya desi club etc..:

gori's cafe lurk 30 (pt ek)

Now that that’s over with lol (can u tell I have about 10 mins to compose this post na?) unless u are a brain-dead moron (like gori’s baap aur ma na?) aur IF u can actually WOTE (what up on the taxation *without* representation H-1 visa cheez na?) 😦 ..despite this monopoly on voting by evil insecure bakarchod goras Amrika mein, those of us who can vote have the ability to *wote* for Barack Obama aaj tik? So do it!

Or face the consequences (u can hover to watch a mini version of these pertinent vids (not by gori) lekin showing the consequences of the presidential election by the brilliant reTODDed movies:

Gori’s particularly fond of Palin’s ‘I’m scared of witches!’ 😛 figures, na?

Check it out while ur waiting for the election results! Aur waiting aur waiting for gori to fix her blog..

Mc Palin is president! run! 😦

PC Palin v Mac Obama 😉

Meantime go here to see sub gori vids (hint, if you click the ‘date’ tab, u can see the most recent, instead of most popular, albeit in somewhat random order)…

Although I could wax here about our utter lack of a true multi-party democratic system, this limitation being furthered by the retarded, paid-off & pathetic infotainment-oriented Amrikan media machine, instead I’ll give u a simple sound bite since gori’s jaldi karo right now: VOTE for the only candidate lol. Nuf said 😉

Be sure to check out mehri naya vids with gori as Krishna at Samhain aka Hallowe’en, aur as Krishna doing an intro for the upcoming Third I South Asian filim fest whoo! 🙂 See u there jis! 😀