goriji ;)

Mehri Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? lol :P

Archive for Obama

whoa… time flies na? :P

Tik jis it’s already the end of May (actually I’m cheating it’s early June lekin gori post-dated yeh post so I will have a May post na?)

Race riots have yet to start in ‘White Australia Forver’ (oh that’s Canada oops) ๐Ÿ˜ฆ phir bhi it should be coming any second now… just like ghetto Pakis UK mein na? Jao! Light them on fire n stuff! Just don’t mess with the historic architecture tik hai jis? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Seriously, what a bunch of heinous ferengi na? Beat the crap out of them! Isn’t voh Punjabi Kuchbhi Singh yaar who got sliced in the stomach (one of many, poor thing!) ๐Ÿ˜ฆ bahut garam na? Wanna marry gori & come to US yaar? *sigh*

At least now gori’s rants about UK/Aus/Canada & other non-US gora colonies being hella racist won’t be as likely to meet with disaffected shrugs by gori’s apathetic desi dostana aaj.. small compensation I know…

So why we’re here.. yeppers, gori is being actually chased now by such goonday na? Incredible but true! Watch for a series of vids on voh suherchod, coming soon to mehri vlog! ๐Ÿ˜‰

BTW (ha jis, gori’s cheating on the date here a little) lekin do u notice how Obama’s 6/4 Cairo speech sounds like some boring college professor’s history/economics/kuch bhi lecture? ๐Ÿ˜› Worse yet, what about the fact that the audience would only applaud when Obama either a) totally brown-nosed Islamic culture or b) quoted the Qu’ran (with poor transliteration lol).. BTW Obama it’s ‘ISlam’, IZlam nahin na? Guess gori’s garam Arab yaar encounter has opened yeh akon hara to the hypocrisy/narcissicism of Muslims (not to mention the US military establishment) in any case .. Gori’s not caring so much right now, since this is undoubtedly the first time since the artificial creation of the ‘state’ (cough cough) of Israel that an Amrikan pres has actually uttered that sacred word: Palestine.. Palestinian nahin na? PalesTINE jis! Sadly, this is a massive start… Still lovin Obama in any case, if for no reason other than the khushi circumstance of looking at a brown yaar pres ๐Ÿ˜€ yey!


Happy Vday aur.. At last! Jai ho! Obama ;)

Peeps- things have been bahut busy/pagal for ur gori na? Well.. here’s mehri combined posts of the Oscars with (Jai Ho!) Slumdog Crorepati wins.. plus earlier Vday greetings… followed by an even earlier, previously unpublished bit about Obama’s election na? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tik I admit after I got over complaining about sub flaws yeh filim mein… I started to cry, watching the chotu bachchiyan on the red carpet, going to Disneyland etc… all the while thinking how they are going home to plastic tarps slum mein, ek bachchi’s baap is dying of TB (Earth to Danny Boy(le)- can u possibly bother to get him some TB meds na?).. meantime, ek other bachchi ended up getting publicly slapped by his baap when he was too tired to give interviews after flying home etc…

Gori’s only regret- wish I would have made a more watchable (instead of gundi, wobbly, very hastily shot between filims at Third I desi film festival) vid na?ย  Kind of tripping on the Academy Award nominations.. so, here’s ek follow-up to the reviews:

gori's ek more for slumdog-jai ho! (pt ek)

gori's ek more for slumdog-jai ho! (pt do)

Aur, original reviews yaha hai for contrast (ha ji, there’s do parts na?):

gori's 'Slumdog Millionaire' (pt ek) film review from Third I South Asian filim fest 2008 ๐Ÿ™‚

gori's 'Slumdog Millionaire' (pt do) film review from Third I South Asian filim fest 2008 ๐Ÿ™‚

For Valentine’s Day na? Gori hopes u were able to awoid ๐Ÿ˜‰ yeh Shri Rama Sena (WTF?) suvar chod yaar na? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ *sigh* Not sure what’s worse, betiyan NWFP mein with no education, or voh ‘moral police’ (lol) bhains chodu na? They need to get laid! badly! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Anyhow, here’s gori’s Valentine to the perpetrators, aur mehri subsequent food poisoning vid (after inadvertently offending yeh Grand Duke at the SF Chinese New Year parade na?):

gori's Valentine's Day greeting to 'Sri Ram Sena' bakachodus ๐Ÿ˜›

gori got food poisoning for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜ฆ lekin fu lions to the rescue! ๐Ÿ˜€

Abi, since the vids on Obama’s election didn’t exactly go up on time lol..

Tik hai… gori sochta yeh video says it all:

Meantime, like usual I’m fighting the hacker- mehri blog hits have fallen into oblivion for the usual reasons: hacker works between sites, so WordPress says ‘Google mushkil hai’ etc… for example… Glad if someone sees this front page, gori’s putting lots of work into it na? Be sure to check the articulate SRK vids about 26/11 aur the stupidity of psycho-Islam as carefully transcribed by gori below ๐Ÿ˜‰ (go to main page of the blog if you’re at the link for this post alone)…

Still working on the line of gori merchandise referenced below, haven’t forgotten about the naya desi lounge/club either (update: lounge tentatively starting in June 2009 ๐Ÿ˜€ whoo!), lekin it’s slow going without start-up funding (hint hint hint!! those of you who chaiye ek garam gori ladki to call ur own- help fund the space to meet her.. uh possibly me(?) mein)… tik hai… can u figure out that sentence lol? ๐Ÿ˜›

Pyar jis! Oh, also a very belated khushi 2009, now that we watched Obama undo about 50% of the evil of the Bush ‘administration’ (cough cough) in the first 24 hours.. aaj, hum proud hain to be Amrikans na? ๐Ÿ˜€ Time to celebrate the end of ek error, er end of a terror.. metlab end of an era na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Out with the hate, in with the love ๐Ÿ˜‰

Speaking of which, Soufi I’m still waiting for your answer habibi ๐Ÿ˜‰

whoo Obama! :) ha jis, we can! :D

K nuf said. Congrats Amrika! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ There’s still hope na? ๐Ÿ˜€ Shukriya BAHUT sub deities of every religion GW the terrorist is on his way out!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!! I admit it, I cried, especially when our naya President, Barack Hussein Obama ๐Ÿ˜€ talked about their new puppy lmao ๐Ÿ˜›

BTW WTF on Prop 8 peeps? That does suck… ironic what the stupidity of Christianity among peoples who were conquered & suppressed in its name (uh hello African Amrikan aur Latino Catholic peeps!), can do.. while simultaneously voting in yeh yaar.. JFK pt do na? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Indians with cells photoing Obama on the beach Hindustani mein

our naya global President na? ๐Ÿ˜€

As garam Arab yaar (aka gAy) told gori this morning, just post the universal election euphoria of last nite:

“..his father was Muslim..” he was smiling..

I added: “Barack (like Mubarak) means ‘blessed’ doesn’t it?”

gAy: “..and Bush killed Hussein.. didn’t he? Saddam Hussein..” with a rare ironic smile..

gori: “Stupid people say ‘Obama’ sounds like ‘Osama’..” (laughing)

A man who basically reps sub major ethnicities (cept Latinos, if u count desis as Asians that is, lol)… suddenly rising to the top with ek fully Muslim naam, kala skin…

gori wonders: was it the earnest prayers of the mass numbers of ‘moderate’ Muslims against the evil tyranny of GW Bush that caused this astoundingly beautiful irony.. uh ‘coincedence’ (not!) to happen? ๐Ÿ˜€ Being ek diyan (that’s saher.. uh.. rawhani… kuch bhi to Arabic speaking peeps)… as a queer-identified staunch feminist.. I’ve nonetheless adopted a position of deep respect for garam Arab yaar’s religious conviction, albeit causing direct conflict between us, as it bears an uncanny resemblance to my own sense of spiritual devotion, just with the beliefs inside out ๐Ÿ˜‰

ek cheez I’ve learned being a bona-fide native of the fine city developers have gutted into the post-dot.com post-mortem San Fran-shit-co…

Diversity aur tolerance na? Goes a long way.

Congrats to the world ๐Ÿ™‚


Election Day madness aur.. more gori vids! :) yey

tik hai peeps…

Well, as u can see the updates haven’t exactly occurred, mostly because I was hacked for 3+ weeks from using Revver, yeh video hosting site ki gori ๐Ÿ˜‰

First let me plug myself lol…

A sample of some of the latest gori vids:

gori’s Folsom St Faire review (pt do)

gori's djinn ka garam Arab yaar (pt ek)

..aur some of the typical cafe lurks lol (u know, Nike slave labor women’s shopping marathon, DAPs (desi Amrikan princesses- is the kam accha with them? seriously? gori thinks not) aur biwi/gf swapping at mehri naya desi club etc..:

gori's cafe lurk 30 (pt ek)

Now that that’s over with lol (can u tell I have about 10 mins to compose this post na?) unless u are a brain-dead moron (like gori’s baap aur ma na?) aur IF u can actually WOTE (what up on the taxation *without* representation H-1 visa cheez na?) ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ..despite this monopoly on voting by evil insecure bakarchod goras Amrika mein, those of us who can vote have the ability to *wote* for Barack Obama aaj tik? So do it!

Or face the consequences (u can hover to watch a mini version of these pertinent vids (not by gori) lekin showing the consequences of the presidential election by the brilliant reTODDed movies:

Gori’s particularly fond of Palin’s ‘I’m scared of witches!’ ๐Ÿ˜› figures, na?

Check it out while ur waiting for the election results! Aur waiting aur waiting for gori to fix her blog..

Mc Palin is president! run! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

PC Palin v Mac Obama ๐Ÿ˜‰

Meantime go here to see sub gori vids (hint, if you click the ‘date’ tab, u can see the most recent, instead of most popular, albeit in somewhat random order)…

Although I could wax here about our utter lack of a true multi-party democratic system, this limitation being furthered by the retarded, paid-off & pathetic infotainment-oriented Amrikan media machine, instead I’ll give u a simple sound bite since gori’s jaldi karo right now: VOTE for the only candidate lol. Nuf said ๐Ÿ˜‰

Be sure to check out mehri naya vids with gori as Krishna at Samhain aka Hallowe’en, aur as Krishna doing an intro for the upcoming Third I South Asian filim fest whoo! ๐Ÿ™‚ See u there jis! ๐Ÿ˜€

updates have begun! :) whoo! chak de.. gori! :P

Tik peeps… first update is to the silly search terms page.. because well, it gets hecka hits na? (see how this is a self-feeding sort of cheez? I put lotsa links to mehri revver vids yaha hai… uh.. kuch bhi) ๐Ÿ˜› Nevermind… in any case, although the naya links to the 220+ revver vids gori has made so far are not yet on their respective pages blog mein, some are available on yeh page tik? ๐Ÿ™‚ Did u follow that?

Gori will be cafe mein, San Francisco downtown mein, yeh Friday aur each Friday as per usual. Feel free to walk by & get lurked… ๐Ÿ˜€

A small but not entirely gratutious election-related note… SF Gate (the SF Chronimer/Examicle.. oh I forgot, it split na?) is a raging piece of sh** in terms of actual reporting, lekin Mark Mofo is one of gori’s fave columnists.. like gori on steroids na? U might have to get voh ABCD yaar to translate, FOB yaar.. definitely worth bothering with, trust gori ๐Ÿ™‚ Note how bhagvan is female (as per gori’s pagan beliefs) yeh article mein.. Now those of u who can, get ur weird black felt-tip pens ready to fill in those arrows… uh, metlab, WOTE for (gag, yes I’m saying it) Obama! whoo! (gag).. kuch bhi ๐Ÿ˜›

Choti, nahin bara, addendum: gori was raised by these GOP monsters.. Bobby (metlab: ‘baby’ na? nice naam ulloo!) Jindal mehri gaand… GOP pyar *GORA Chr1st1ans* sirf na? Nahin converted Southie Catholics, nahin coconut yuppie FOBs zooming around in newly acquired Mercs, nahin yeh Sri Kuch Bhi who shaadis gori beti na? Read gori’s lips: sub Repub peeps bahut racist hai na? trust gori: BAHUT ๐Ÿ˜› Please don’t be so FOB as to be fooled… they are hypocritical racist morons, no matter what they may say, jootwala-style to win ur vote aur use u as a token to convert more non-goras to self-oppression na? (like Catholicism, aur Islam, aur.. I digress) ..about as likely to be genuinely ‘down’ with mehri desi peeps as gori is to be in tight with ur local Imam or voh Shiv Sen goonday na? Just IMHO… so WOTE early aur often! (just reminding ur ABCD dost who translated the article above so gori doesn’t have to remember in Nov) ๐Ÿ™‚ pyar jis! ๐Ÿ™‚