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..another post by gori for Daison! urgent! :(

Well, it looks like some of my attempts to contact Daison via this blog have been messed with ๐Ÿ˜ฆ As in, some of my front page posts have been altered, shukriya yeh M1M again ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Note to everyone: soon we’ll have proper links to all of the nearly 100 goriji Revver videos here na? For now u can content urselves with the pages at the left, near the bottom of the pages list, or go here to see all the gori Revver videos to date (use the playlists on the left to see them in a more organized fashion tik hai?) ๐Ÿ™‚ Lekin no time for that now… because gori’s busy attempting to eradicate yeh M1M from her life, under some not-so-khushi circumstances na? this leaves us with..

Note to Daison: these are videos to you, mehri jaan, (at begining of playlist- or scroll to bottom of this post) in case u didn’t see them before the links on the FP were erased by you-know-who. I just dreamt about you again last nite, I’m hoping like heck ur either back in the SF area or about to be, gori needs ek kamra-dost (ek ghur-dost ? lol uh..) badly, plus I need to know on the lengha/sari cheez aaj, or sooner lol… it’s at a point of total crisis for me… PLEASE come find me at the cafe (or send someone) any Fri between 4:30-6pm.. please…

This is the latest vid Daison (click here)- watch this first ๐Ÿ™‚ Sorry to have to communicate this way, lekin I have no choice at this point. Please try to leave msgs on my phone Daison, but of course don’t assume anything got through unless you speak to me directly. My phone is off almost all the time now because of the idiot ๐Ÿ˜ฆ hacker moron. I need your help! It’s really really really really urgent! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*

Here’s the links to the vids I made for you so far, most recent/important at the top… pyar mehri jaan.. I pray you’ll be back here soon.. I need your help desperately! ugg ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

gori video for Daison teen…

gori video for Daison do ๐Ÿ˜›

gori vid for Daison ek

HELP JI!!!!!!!!!! Jaldi karo- mehri mushkilon sunarawala dost ๐Ÿ˜› jaldi karo please!!! eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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gori’s piece de resistance: Sri LKS video na? :) (that’s French/Hindi, but it’s in English for Southies! lol)

Tik hai jis…. gori appears to be semi-under siege by hackerwala again here.. lessee here- mehri baap’s bank account, mehri Mini rental account (argg… can’t get groceries lol), hmm.. mehri pizza order ๐Ÿ˜ฆ sigh… not to mention my last try at posting in CL personals lol.. aur lots of other bahut strange cheez is happening aaj… sigh again…

Phir bhi.. we’re gonna all cheer ourselves up now by watching gori’s final, perfect (well, nothing’s perfect lekin).. try at explaining the impossible: this Sri Lumba Kala Sundar yaar (= dude) I’m seeking, seeminingly endlessly.

Are you a Southie or other non Hinglish-deciphering type? Well check it na? I mean, check this out! I finally managed to speak in English enough peeps can figure out WTF I’m saying… so if ur garam (= hot), bahut kala (=very very dark = yum!) ๐Ÿ˜€ and optionally, quite lumba (= tall) with possibly wiggly hair (= see gori video for explanation lol) or if you know someone like this (check at bottom of acchi comments page for nice bahenji sending the profile of ek dost (a friend) who might be a potential Sri LKS- gori welcomes this type of thing but u might have to do it in person, thanks to the stalker/hacker ex messing w/my comments lol I digress…) anyhow.. I welcome third party recommendations na? (= ok? lol)

So here u go, the new Southie-friendly version of

Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar (=Mr Tall-Dark-Handsome)?:

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 1

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 2

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 3

Or if you wanna see the entire Sri LKS & related funny cheez gori videos playlist, click here ๐Ÿ™‚

If ur not into all this gori dating stuff, & just want a good laugh, then watch this instead lmao…

gori sings Ghajini ‘Rangola’, yeh Surya Tollywood filim song na? ๐Ÿ˜›

or this lmao:
gori sings SRK Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, yeh purani Bollywood filim song na? ๐Ÿ˜›

see what ur missing? Go to gori’s naya videos page to see more.. lotsss… more!

Meantime, be sure to come see gori at the cafe meets every Friday! whoo! ๐Ÿ™‚ Laters… off to learn the rest of Rangola (I’m sure you can’t wait, na? roflmao) ๐Ÿ˜€ pyar jis!

Daison, still trying to find you mehri dost.. please read! :(

Tik hai.. this is a note to mehri Dost, Daison, again ๐Ÿ˜› Everybody else can proceed to the next post lol ๐Ÿ˜› Unless ur really bored.. or happen to know him…

Daison, I think u might have gotten my last email attempts? ๐Ÿ˜€ I’m getting hits on my blog stats that look like you(?) ๐Ÿ™‚ ? Obviously yeh M1M (u know who, the crazy ex loser) is going nuts again so if you’re writing/calling etc.. I haven’t received anything from you (still)..

I’m trying frantically to find out when/if ur coming back, also I’ve been trying to ask u about mehri kamra-dost ๐Ÿ˜‰ (sorry I don’t know how to say that properly) situation, plus obviously yeh rupiya situation is bahut bura still…

Suniye.. if u see this.. u can use the way we originally met ๐Ÿ˜‰ (u can find links elsewhere here if needed).. anything u write I will be able to see, so write me a letter that way please…ย  u don’t have to go very far… just write in the 1st place u find then stop.. do u follow that?ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then hit my blog a whole bunch again the same way (again, assuming that’s u na?) so I know to look for it.. hopefully u can figure that out ๐Ÿ™‚ BTW mehri phone is off now, like 90% of the time, shukriya yeh bura diwana ex-sanam again..

I dreamt about you the last few nites.. I had a very cool sapna that u came to my cafe meet & helped me with a bunch of important cheez… I hope that’s right cause I need ur help as u know. I really hope what I’m seeing on the blog is u & not the M1M fooling around. Pyar… I’m thinking of you… please try to get someone to come to the cafe & give me ur info on when u’ll be back, what phone to reach you at, etc… Also u can try leaving msgs on my phone but remember that the ulloo will intercept them so.. I would leave wk # sirf if so.. I miss u! Bring bahut gunday Hyderabad se to nuke yeh M1M in ur suitcase with u on the way back tik? lol ๐Ÿ˜› Pyar mehri jaan ๐Ÿ™‚

tik hai.. end of personal note to yet another dost lost to the stalker/hacker.. resume normal blogging abi ๐Ÿ˜€ tee hee ๐Ÿ˜› *sigh*

gori’s khushi masti videos + naya Sri LKS search ;)

Arei! Are you coming to gori’s cafe lurks.. uh ‘meets’? There’s one every Friday na? Link at the top of this page has a map, for the clueless lol ๐Ÿ™‚

So… for the truly adventurous.. (ahem).. u can even sign up to be a willing victim in ‘the bet’ (ha, gori is doing something bahut bahut masti nashai na?).. check out the video here:

Be sure to spread the word! Jaldi karo.. ek madham (lol) sirf… u know u annoying voyeurs who lurk wanna see mehri Sardarji dost khushi.. uh, metlab, humiliated! Sure, that’s it! ๐Ÿ˜‰ So anyways, be sure to check mehri naya (Southie translation: my new) video pages.. the main page is here. They’re still under construction, so be patient! Much more vid is also being uploaded, check the Sri LKS ki sapna (Southie translation: Mr Tall-Dark-Handsome of (gori’s) dreams) playlist for some bahut bahut bahut funny stuff I’m uploading as we speak.. which will include gori trying to sing Tamil (ha, in ek week’s time I’m now a big fan of Surya, sorry I said he has ‘man-titties’ earlier roflmao..) he’s bahut garam na? (Southie translation: very hot, isn’t he?) Ha I’m really (phonetically, poorly) singing Ghajini ‘Rangola’ here ๐Ÿ˜€ roflmao! Also here is gori singing ‘Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani’ (froflmao) with some more ‘Rangola’ thrown in.. ๐Ÿ˜€ can’t stop laughing :P..ย  at least I actually know the words (mostly) to that.. aur talking about crying while listening to Jana Mana kuch bhi aur Jaya Hind! (Southie translation: India Naadu & Tamil Thai Vazhthu) ๐Ÿ˜‰ (no joke.. sniff..) lols ๐Ÿ˜›

See how nice gori is? I’m translating carefully for those dusky ๐Ÿ˜‰ garam Tamil Telugu Mallu Kannada etc… etc.. Southie individuals who don’t/won’t speak Hindi na? ๐Ÿ˜€ In a redoubled effort to meet mehri Sri LKS pati/BF/gur baap kuch bhi! ๐Ÿ™‚ (um: not sure I want to translate that fully lol… my new BF or eventually husband, um.. etc..) who is of course, bahut kala (very dark!) cause gori is an adamant Brahmin supremacist/skin-bleach/left-over British racism resistor.. besides, I think dark, dark, did I say VERY DARK ๐Ÿ˜€ (yum! swoon!), especially tall, especially very tall lol.. desi guys are f’ing hot! ๐Ÿ˜€ yey ๐Ÿ™‚ there, I said it Angrezi mein, tik hai? (in English, ok?) Now come & check out gori! Jaldi karo! (Hurry up) before one of the other 1/2 billion+ of you snatches me up ๐Ÿ˜€ Pyar jis! (gori slang for: love, everyone!, well kind of..) ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›