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Mehri Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? lol :PArchive for Hyderabad
..another post by gori for Daison! urgent! :(
Well, it looks like some of my attempts to contact Daison via this blog have been messed with 😦 As in, some of my front page posts have been altered, shukriya yeh M1M again 😦
Note to everyone: soon we’ll have proper links to all of the nearly 100 goriji Revver videos here na? For now u can content urselves with the pages at the left, near the bottom of the pages list, or go here to see all the gori Revver videos to date (use the playlists on the left to see them in a more organized fashion tik hai?) 🙂 Lekin no time for that now… because gori’s busy attempting to eradicate yeh M1M from her life, under some not-so-khushi circumstances na? this leaves us with..
Note to Daison: these are videos to you, mehri jaan, (at begining of playlist- or scroll to bottom of this post) in case u didn’t see them before the links on the FP were erased by you-know-who. I just dreamt about you again last nite, I’m hoping like heck ur either back in the SF area or about to be, gori needs ek kamra-dost (ek ghur-dost ? lol uh..) badly, plus I need to know on the lengha/sari cheez aaj, or sooner lol… it’s at a point of total crisis for me… PLEASE come find me at the cafe (or send someone) any Fri between 4:30-6pm.. please…
This is the latest vid Daison (click here)- watch this first 🙂 Sorry to have to communicate this way, lekin I have no choice at this point. Please try to leave msgs on my phone Daison, but of course don’t assume anything got through unless you speak to me directly. My phone is off almost all the time now because of the idiot 😦 hacker moron. I need your help! It’s really really really really urgent! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*
Here’s the links to the vids I made for you so far, most recent/important at the top… pyar mehri jaan.. I pray you’ll be back here soon.. I need your help desperately! ugg 😦
gori video for Daison teen…
gori video for Daison do 😛
gori vid for Daison ek
HELP JI!!!!!!!!!! Jaldi karo- mehri mushkilon sunarawala dost 😛 jaldi karo please!!! eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 😦
Daison, still trying to find you mehri dost.. please read! :(
Tik hai.. this is a note to mehri Dost, Daison, again 😛 Everybody else can proceed to the next post lol 😛 Unless ur really bored.. or happen to know him…
Daison, I think u might have gotten my last email attempts? 😀 I’m getting hits on my blog stats that look like you(?) 🙂 ? Obviously yeh M1M (u know who, the crazy ex loser) is going nuts again so if you’re writing/calling etc.. I haven’t received anything from you (still)..
I’m trying frantically to find out when/if ur coming back, also I’ve been trying to ask u about mehri kamra-dost 😉 (sorry I don’t know how to say that properly) situation, plus obviously yeh rupiya situation is bahut bura still…
Suniye.. if u see this.. u can use the way we originally met 😉 (u can find links elsewhere here if needed).. anything u write I will be able to see, so write me a letter that way please… u don’t have to go very far… just write in the 1st place u find then stop.. do u follow that? 😉 Then hit my blog a whole bunch again the same way (again, assuming that’s u na?) so I know to look for it.. hopefully u can figure that out 🙂 BTW mehri phone is off now, like 90% of the time, shukriya yeh bura diwana ex-sanam again..
I dreamt about you the last few nites.. I had a very cool sapna that u came to my cafe meet & helped me with a bunch of important cheez… I hope that’s right cause I need ur help as u know. I really hope what I’m seeing on the blog is u & not the M1M fooling around. Pyar… I’m thinking of you… please try to get someone to come to the cafe & give me ur info on when u’ll be back, what phone to reach you at, etc… Also u can try leaving msgs on my phone but remember that the ulloo will intercept them so.. I would leave wk # sirf if so.. I miss u! Bring bahut gunday Hyderabad se to nuke yeh M1M in ur suitcase with u on the way back tik? lol 😛 Pyar mehri jaan 🙂
tik hai.. end of personal note to yet another dost lost to the stalker/hacker.. resume normal blogging abi 😀 tee hee 😛 *sigh*
gori made 10K hits in 6 mos! Aaj, let’s eradicate yeh M1M! :(
UPDATE: this video is for Daison! Still trying to reach u yaar! *sigh* 😐 Mehri M1M goonday kaha hai na? lol…
First cheez first tik? Gori wants to thank all her loyal aur garam desi yaaron readers- I made mehri goal of over 10,000 blog hits in the first 6 months! 🙂 Pyar jis! 😀 Shukriya bahut na? 😀 Abi, yeh hits are now getting divided up between here aur Revver.com, where gori has a burgeoning vlog going (over 3000 hits in 2 months from 30 vids..), on subjects like filim reviews (including ek massive plot spoiler series for naya Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay filim releasing later this month na?), making of garam slideshows, mehri bura diwana ex-sanam, aur upcoming vids comparing various Mini Cooper features (once gori figures how to get around Revver’s incredibly laughable need to flag mehri Mini Cooper vid for ‘copyright infringement’ (ROFLMAO) 😛 for having ‘Uyirin Uyire’, yeh Tollywood filim song, playing on the stereo in the BG lmao..) may have to move those to You Tube, where you can see the whole Tamil Nad filim vid as per below.. gori “reviews” it 😛 in voh paragraphs below bhi na?) lol… plus coming soon: free psychic readings! (with video answers na? Angrezi mein tik? lol.. told u gori is ek diyan tee hee) ..
Meantime, gori has been offline at least 80% of the last 4 weeks na? Despite furious effort to the contrary… ugg… yeh M1M is now the subject of ek video series by gori on Revver na? lol 😛 (In case u didn’t figure it out yet, if u hover over the links u can usually see yeh page it will take u 2.. if u click.. it will take u there na?) 🙂
…aur you thought Bollywood is dumb na? Gori pyar bahut yeh song ‘Uyirin Uyire’ phir… tik hai? Check yeh vid for urselves na: Kaakha Kaakha ‘Uyirin Uyire’ BTW they forgot in the You Tube comments to mention that ‘Kakka’ (besides being maternal uncle Hindi mein, is unfortunately also ‘sh1t’ in Spanish bhi na.. spelled ‘caca’.. tee hee… kuch bhi…) WTF with the metal-face back-up dancer yaaron 😛 (doing disco hyper-fast in plastic shirts) turning into Tamil Nad national flag colors pirates with weird mouth gags & female-style bandeau tops.. 😛 turning into bloody graveyard zombies in jeans, na? 😀 Is the female lead allowed to ‘kiss’ the chubby dude who changes his hair cut more than his outfits in this vid because they are really married in real life na? 😛 Whatup with the crazy hand/arm moves on yeh yaar on the tree branch (right after the metal-face zombie dancers), or the bandage/fashion accessory on his hand towards the middle na? Dang! 😀 Wait- better yet- the bowl cut with bangs (fringe to u peeps) 😛 to go with the weird hand bandage thing na? Aur u thought SRK is cheesy na? lmao.. If gori chased someone for that long (or got chased, hint hint) 😛 she might want more than kunjum kunjum kiss na? 😛 tee hee.. BTW do all Tamil yaar wrinkle their eyebrows like that? Or only this yaar + gori’s ex? Please enlighten tik? At least this guy is kala enough for gori 😀 unlike yucky goray Bolly heros 😀 mmm… except maybe Ajay Devgan lol.. The chick is hot in purple at the end na? 😉 Except where did her tennis shoes 😛 needed to run through all that slate(?) or kuch bhi go? Like when she sort of subjugates her pati with her leg? She’s barefoot then.. notice? roflmao… 😛
Just an observation.. meantime, here is gori’s open video letter to Tamil villager yaar ex BF (Agasthi! hello! did u actually steal gori’s Mini Cooper deposit or was it yeh M1M? Inquiring minds want to know!).. 😛 this is part of a series of vids on how gori is trying to flee yeh M1M hacker/stalker, who has been on ek ENORMOUS rampage lately… poor gori na? Click here to see the playlist of the whole series of vids lol… & click here to see the playlist on mehri weekly cafe meets in downtown SF na? 🙂 Not off to a great start lekin I’ll be there next week, & all weeks thereafter.. see u there! 🙂
An aspiration of gori’s is to start ek page (if the eye strain ever stops enough to update what’s here lol).. with other peeps with websites using their own unintentional hybrid languages etc.. lol… Plus other funny cheezay.. cheezon.. uh.. kuch bhi.. anyhow..
So here’s the website du jour.. just to show u yaar how gori is BAHUT unlike yeh other goron na? 😛 For example: I have never stepped foot in a Target (though gori has a ‘white trach’ lmao dost who pyar Tar-zhay bahut.. always wondered why) aur gori hasn’t seen ‘Sicko’ (because it was sold out at the filim festival where it played na? .. sirf reason..) phir bhi I know sub stats on socialized health care from being ek self-employed person badly in need of it, yet lacking it tik? Will admit that yeh yuppie baap aur ma did let us drink wine occassionally as bachchiyan na? 😛 roflmao.. tik hai tik hai.. gori San Francisco se na? Lekin for 20 years tik? gori nahin pasand voh yuppian hai na? 😦 However, I do hang out in the Castro (for majority of those years na? aur have tons of gay dostay.. being bi myself tik?) hmm.. aur gori doesn’t own ek TV either na? (Wow, are there other peeps like that? Sub yaaron make me feel like a freak for not having one… lol).. wait a sec here.. what’s this about filim fests (aur liking weird/obscure other cultures filims lmao? aur sushi na?).. 😐 tik phir I hate dogs, don’t know who TF Michel Gondry is, hate sports, am OVER brown ladkay fetishising voh Asian ladkiyan (more than gori na? hmmpph! tee hee…) & actually realize how racist Japanese ppl (from/in Japan, nahin ABCJs na?) are.. plus gori hates other goron entirely na? Especially the ones who they talk about here 😛 Nothing like u ABCD coconuts! 😛 lol…tee hee.. What is gori talking about this time? Check it out: Stuff White People Like lmao… nahin, gori doesn’t resemble this at ALL tik? lols…
Be sure to aao to the cafe meets tik? No lurking na? 🙂 U know u want some garam gori nasha hai na? It all starts with ek conversation.. aur don’t forget: sub dostay aur ppl with resources (comp geeks/IT ppl, legal help, extra cell phone (minus SIM na? sirf cell phone plastic lol) donators) or anyone else desi-minded invited hai na? pyar! 😀
meet gori in person in San Francisco! :) help her escape yeh M1M na? whee!!
Tik I’m writing this on the fly, on the lam (at ek dost’s ghur) yeh stalker M1M se na? 😦 Can u follow that sentence lmao? 😛 So here’s the deal.. go to yeh photos page or to gori’s Revver playlist to see the 3 part video invite to meet gori downtown SF mein each Friday 4:30-6pm at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cafe near Union Square, 773 Market St between 4th & 3rd (just East of Old Navy on the same side of Market, next to the 4 Seasons Hotel), or between Stockton & O’Farrell, if you want to look at it that way 😉
Even if this blog or the videos are ha3ked by the loser stalker ex, still assume gori will be there na? Every Fri starting 4:30pm. In the naya 3 part video I talk about mehri sapna Sri LKS, & also how I really need some help desi yaaron se na? In fact, if anyone has a cell phone (*no* SIM or connection needed, just the physical phone) that is unlocked, or a spare laptop or other device that is unimportant to u that gori can use online for the time being, I am accepting donations/loaned items at this point na? Further, if ur ek lawyer willing to do pro bono work, or ek IT guy (tik 99% of you na?) ur needed.. or better yet, ek bona fide desi ha3ker please do come say hi 🙂 Gunday optional 😉 In short, I’m hoping to meet lotsa yaars in person (watch yeh vids for more details)- both friendly aur potential Sri LKS friendly na? 😀 I will be at the cafe above every Fri from at least 4:30-6pm until further notice, irregardless of the level of hacking/destruction that may or may not occur to this blog &/or gori’s other online cheez tik? I’m over this, at the very least gori needs ek gur baap (lol) na? So jaldi karo mehri bhai sahebs 🙂 Pyar & see u there! 🙂
PS sorry mehri slideshows on photos page are gone 😦 Psycho stalker deleted them 😦 Will fix them as soon as I can get online long enough to do so (sigh).. PS as I say in the vid, anyone who can get a message through to someone in Hyderabad in the next week or two (OR who doesn’t mind gori using their phone to call over there) please step forward. It’s urgent! shukriya M1M 😛 So come hang out for whatever reason & chat with gori over chai lol.. See you there mehri jaan(s)! 😀
goriji ;) 