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K in case u haven’t noticed the column to the right lol –> I’m going crazy on twitter my peeps ๐Ÿ™‚ In the time I’ve neglected yeh blog (since early July 2009), ur gori’s tweeted about 1700 or more tweets & counting na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol if u wanna add me on Twitter, I’m @gorisf na? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Basically I’m focusing on a few areas: desi cheez (of course, including Bolly & SRK filim stuff), the hypocrisy of fundamentalist Muslim (oops I almost starting putting hashtags lol) attitudes, aur tweets about my vids (revver.com, voh lame site now owned by some goonda who’s letting it fall apart literally+ not paying anyone boo)- they r gonna be re-loaded onto a functional site ASAP (all 350+ of them & counting na?)..

..plus I tweet bout meri *NAYA FILM* whoo ๐Ÿ˜‰ Working title ‘Soufi & Me’ hai na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ aka ‘Soufi et Moi’ lol ‘เคธเฅ‚เคซเฅ€ เค”เคฐ เคฎเฅˆเค‚’ ‘ุงู„ุตูˆููŠ & ู„ูŠ’ etc lol! ๐Ÿ™‚ So there *is* a 2-part vid about my casting needs ๐Ÿ˜‰ for this no-budget narrative feature film (to get technical on u there for a minute)- aka u could be famous & not have to really have acting skills to do so but… haven’t posted the vid(s) yet as I’m in the middle of finding a new video hosting site for reasons listed above.

Also, didn’t forget about the (hopefully humorous) acchi desi cheez gori clothing & accessories line (srsly! 2 use twit-speak).. it’s just that.. yeppers, I’m about to get evicted from my ghur (cry!), rent hasn’t been paid since the last blog post, u can see that’s quite a long time. Plus I’m being stalked by such SF goonday na? (Real don peeps eek!)- which is what yeh filim is actually about, besides being a love story ๐Ÿ˜‰

So if u pray 2 any goddesses or gods of any sort, say a prayer 4 gori aaj, tik hai? The donate 2 gori’s Mini Cooper fund link in the archive should still (hopefully lol) work, in case anyone wants 2 donate the extreme amounts of $$$ needed for me 2 stave off imminently becoming homeless ๐Ÿ˜ฆ *sigh* Or of course, you can donate towards the film, which ideally has a ‘low low budget’ of $500K (basically a budget to keep me housed while writing the script, feed the crew while filming & pay 2 rent a camera/print the film, with little left for anything else ๐Ÿ˜‰ In any case, I’m doing the dang film, even if I’m living marg mein instead of ghur mein ๐Ÿ˜ฆ which is exactly what local thuggees would like to see happen ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Oh if I didn’t say, it’s about gori kam trafficking bhi na? So if u wanna be a funder (or just lend gori her back rent $$)- catch me on twitter peeps & I’ll be bahut khushi 2 take any donations lol-or just say ‘hi’! ๐Ÿ™‚ Pyar jis & watch yeh space 4 more details on filim production & lol fundraising attempts!

BTW if ur bored (besides talking 2 me ‘live’ on twitter, u know u wanna, especially the more Tamilian-esque masti Sri Lumba Kala Sundars out there na?) u can check out my very own #Hashtag on twitter: #LHTE, which stands for ‘Learn Hindi Through English’ lmao. Because everyone knows that crappy Hindi book, my theory being that ‘Hinglish’ goes both ways: it’s not just some gora being unable to speak Hindi (or other Indian languages) but also desi peeps being unable 2 properly speak Angrezi na? So enjoy! All typos are directly copied from the book itself lmao!

Will bb soon jis, in the meantime, just read the next column & u got more details than I’m sure u ever wanted lol –> ๐Ÿ˜‰

..another post by gori for Daison! urgent! :(

Well, it looks like some of my attempts to contact Daison via this blog have been messed with ๐Ÿ˜ฆ As in, some of my front page posts have been altered, shukriya yeh M1M again ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Note to everyone: soon we’ll have proper links to all of the nearly 100 goriji Revver videos here na? For now u can content urselves with the pages at the left, near the bottom of the pages list, or go here to see all the gori Revver videos to date (use the playlists on the left to see them in a more organized fashion tik hai?) ๐Ÿ™‚ Lekin no time for that now… because gori’s busy attempting to eradicate yeh M1M from her life, under some not-so-khushi circumstances na? this leaves us with..

Note to Daison: these are videos to you, mehri jaan, (at begining of playlist- or scroll to bottom of this post) in case u didn’t see them before the links on the FP were erased by you-know-who. I just dreamt about you again last nite, I’m hoping like heck ur either back in the SF area or about to be, gori needs ek kamra-dost (ek ghur-dost ? lol uh..) badly, plus I need to know on the lengha/sari cheez aaj, or sooner lol… it’s at a point of total crisis for me… PLEASE come find me at the cafe (or send someone) any Fri between 4:30-6pm.. please…

This is the latest vid Daison (click here)- watch this first ๐Ÿ™‚ Sorry to have to communicate this way, lekin I have no choice at this point. Please try to leave msgs on my phone Daison, but of course don’t assume anything got through unless you speak to me directly. My phone is off almost all the time now because of the idiot ๐Ÿ˜ฆ hacker moron. I need your help! It’s really really really really urgent! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*

Here’s the links to the vids I made for you so far, most recent/important at the top… pyar mehri jaan.. I pray you’ll be back here soon.. I need your help desperately! ugg ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

gori video for Daison teen…

gori video for Daison do ๐Ÿ˜›

gori vid for Daison ek

HELP JI!!!!!!!!!! Jaldi karo- mehri mushkilon sunarawala dost ๐Ÿ˜› jaldi karo please!!! eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Daison, still trying to find you mehri dost.. please read! :(

Tik hai.. this is a note to mehri Dost, Daison, again ๐Ÿ˜› Everybody else can proceed to the next post lol ๐Ÿ˜› Unless ur really bored.. or happen to know him…

Daison, I think u might have gotten my last email attempts? ๐Ÿ˜€ I’m getting hits on my blog stats that look like you(?) ๐Ÿ™‚ ? Obviously yeh M1M (u know who, the crazy ex loser) is going nuts again so if you’re writing/calling etc.. I haven’t received anything from you (still)..

I’m trying frantically to find out when/if ur coming back, also I’ve been trying to ask u about mehri kamra-dost ๐Ÿ˜‰ (sorry I don’t know how to say that properly) situation, plus obviously yeh rupiya situation is bahut bura still…

Suniye.. if u see this.. u can use the way we originally met ๐Ÿ˜‰ (u can find links elsewhere here if needed).. anything u write I will be able to see, so write me a letter that way please…ย  u don’t have to go very far… just write in the 1st place u find then stop.. do u follow that?ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then hit my blog a whole bunch again the same way (again, assuming that’s u na?) so I know to look for it.. hopefully u can figure that out ๐Ÿ™‚ BTW mehri phone is off now, like 90% of the time, shukriya yeh bura diwana ex-sanam again..

I dreamt about you the last few nites.. I had a very cool sapna that u came to my cafe meet & helped me with a bunch of important cheez… I hope that’s right cause I need ur help as u know. I really hope what I’m seeing on the blog is u & not the M1M fooling around. Pyar… I’m thinking of you… please try to get someone to come to the cafe & give me ur info on when u’ll be back, what phone to reach you at, etc… Also u can try leaving msgs on my phone but remember that the ulloo will intercept them so.. I would leave wk # sirf if so.. I miss u! Bring bahut gunday Hyderabad se to nuke yeh M1M in ur suitcase with u on the way back tik? lol ๐Ÿ˜› Pyar mehri jaan ๐Ÿ™‚

tik hai.. end of personal note to yet another dost lost to the stalker/hacker.. resume normal blogging abi ๐Ÿ˜€ tee hee ๐Ÿ˜› *sigh*

meet gori in person in San Francisco! :) help her escape yeh M1M na? whee!!

Tik I’m writing this on the fly, on the lam (at ek dost’s ghur) yeh stalker M1M se na? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Can u follow that sentence lmao? ๐Ÿ˜› So here’s the deal.. go to yeh photos page or to gori’s Revver playlist to see the 3 part video invite to meet gori downtown SF mein each Friday 4:30-6pm at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cafe near Union Square, 773 Market St between 4th & 3rd (just East of Old Navy on the same side of Market, next to the 4 Seasons Hotel), or between Stockton & O’Farrell, if you want to look at it that way ๐Ÿ˜‰

Even if this blog or the videos are ha3ked by the loser stalker ex, still assume gori will be there na? Every Fri starting 4:30pm. In the naya 3 part video I talk about mehri sapna Sri LKS, & also how I really need some help desi yaaron se na? In fact, if anyone has a cell phone (*no* SIM or connection needed, just the physical phone) that is unlocked, or a spare laptop or other device that is unimportant to u that gori can use online for the time being, I am accepting donations/loaned items at this point na? Further, if ur ek lawyer willing to do pro bono work, or ek IT guy (tik 99% of you na?) ur needed.. or better yet, ek bona fide desi ha3ker please do come say hi ๐Ÿ™‚ Gunday optional ๐Ÿ˜‰ In short, I’m hoping to meet lotsa yaars in person (watch yeh vids for more details)- both friendly aur potential Sri LKS friendly na? ๐Ÿ˜€ I will be at the cafe above every Fri from at least 4:30-6pm until further notice, irregardless of the level of hacking/destruction that may or may not occur to this blog &/or gori’s other online cheez tik? I’m over this, at the very least gori needs ek gur baap (lol) na? So jaldi karo mehri bhai sahebs ๐Ÿ™‚ Pyar & see u there! ๐Ÿ™‚

PS sorry mehri slideshows on photos page are gone ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Psycho stalker deleted them ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Will fix them as soon as I can get online long enough to do so (sigh).. PS as I say in the vid, anyone who can get a message through to someone in Hyderabad in the next week or two (OR who doesn’t mind gori using their phone to call over there) please step forward. It’s urgent! shukriya M1M ๐Ÿ˜› So come hang out for whatever reason & chat with gori over chai lol.. See you there mehri jaan(s)! ๐Ÿ˜€