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Any desi yaar wanna donate a trailer? Or (gasp) actual cash? :P

Hey ppl here’s a quick update: I haven’t gotten the free food page up yet (having problems making an html table fit in this teeny column, go figure) ;P but I’m working on it. On the far right you can see my countdowns (web access willing) to my current indiegogo projects.

NOTE: not ONE person has given poor little homeless me even $1 yet! WTF don’t u desi yaar coming in from craigslist have your IT jobs still? How about all u supposedly giving, socially conscious ppl from twitter? Cmon people!

Well anyhow if the Great Recession has left u super cash short (like me, like everybody).. then see column 3 (also to the right) for my wishlist! I managed to get a donated phone (whoot!) but have no money to get service (lol- but not really- try getting work, or a free trailer for that matter, from a stranger who can’t even speak to you directly & has no way to find you otherwise, my web access being highly intermittent & my email typically hacked). I know of a pre-pay company that gives unlimited phone, text, web for like $60- or even if someone has old phone cards that aren’t used up that would allow me to call within the US it would help enormously. I’m in downtown SF & can meet you if you have a donation ๐Ÿ˜‰

Also on my wishlist is an (old, dead) trailer. Again I want to reiterate that many people have these, they are lying around rotting in your/your neighbors/relative’s backyard. I REALLY DONT CARE HOW BAD THE CONDITION IS! I’M LIVING WITH MY CATS IN CARDBOARD BOXES IN THE STREET IN GRAVE DANGER! EVEN AN EMPTY SHELL ON WHEELS (or not lol) IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT! Just to clarify lol.

BUT.. I’m also having two other issues, as this tincantourists vintage trailer site post of mine details: I need help towing the damn thing (again, not impossible to find a good Samaritan with a truck to move it for free within the Bay Area, but in a pinch when it has to be done within 24 hours? And with limited communication?) So if you have a vehicle of pick-up truck size or larger (apparently many SUVs can tow the smaller trailers) and are able to commit to picking up a trailer for me in a totally prompt, last-minute type of way.. I would be ETERNALLY grateful.

Second (bigger) trailer problem: I need to line up somewhere to park it BEFORE I actually get the trailer (unless you have a free one that can stay where it is for the time being). This is not so easy, hence this post outlining all the various & sundry ways I’m willing to ‘workcamp’ in relatively outlying areas if needed in order to ‘pay rent’ to leave the darn thing somewhere on private land. Ideally in SF Bay Area somewhere. PLEASE help me out in finding a location for it. The more informal/laid back the person with the land/work, the better since I’m juggling here: I need the land to get the trailer, the trailer to get the job, the job (or barter whatever) to get the land, it’s like rock paper scissors or something.

Easiest way to contact me (til I have a phone) is twitter @SoufiandMe ๐Ÿ™‚ If you don’t use twitter, try to find a friend who does since that’s easier than me explaining the sign up process to people who prolly won’t use it. Sorry I don’t really do facebook (I will be trying again soon, promise!) becos it’s been hacked so many times. Facebook FYI is a hotbed of sextrafficking activity, along with craigslist. It’s nearly impossible for me to use either because the criminals I’m dealing with regard it as their (virtual) turf, just like they (totally erroneously, most are suburban losers) try to ‘claim’ SF as their own. So they hack me constantly in order to keep me from using those sites. In the case of (internally corrupt IMHO) craigslist in particular, they have made themselves one of my lawsuit candidates (but we’ll go into that later) ๐Ÿ˜‰

So meantime u will also find on the list some pretty simple electronics stuff you might have lying around: a 12v charger (regular plug in wall variety) that fits an Asus machine (I’m assuming any generic 12v charger will work, feel free to enlighten me if not. Or perchance (ok I admit this is more difficult) a tablet (or small machine like the eeePC I have) in whatever semi-working condition, that’s small & I can carry with me. Also I’ve just added any old iPod plus a microphone. Both of mine died. An old ipod that will take a mic to record audio (the big HD old clunky ‘classic’ kind are great, except its’ expensive (ironically) to get the old mics for them, something recent enough it will take the current gen microphone is much better. Just in case you’ve got a semi-dead one you don’t mind me milking the end of its life from. Lol.

K that’s it just look over yonder –> for these wondrous things. With a little help ppl, I can be on my way to making humanrights film, sleeping, letting my poor poor bedraggled kitties get normal exercise & most of all have some privacy & the ability to distill the vast knowledge I’ve gained about these horrible criminals in such a way I can warn/enlighten the more vulnerable in our society about them. Something they definitely do.not.want & are therefore making it highly difficult for me to make any move. So that’s where you come in.

And just think, once I’ve actually gotten a couple of months rest (as in, sleeping like 12+ hrs every day) & gotten my health back somewhat, I should look quite a bit better (maybe like my old videos, unfortunately with a few added crowsfeet & some pretty serious sun damage, especially to my hands. But anyhow hopefully I’ll look decently sexy again, definitely I’ll be back watching film & doing Indian/South Asian & other international film reviews, and possibly even re-seeking that ideal desi yaar pati ๐Ÿ˜‰ In other words, my sexy Indian husband ๐Ÿ˜‰ Maybe he’s some 2nd gen divorcee or ??

Gotta say one thing: I LOVE Hinduism (for reasons too long to detail here- Om nama Shivaya) ๐Ÿ˜‰ despite all the horrible things written into it by its followers (sati, forced marriage, caste system as nauseum) SO MUCH MORE than damn stupid Islam (after dealing extensively with Algerians practically identical to the Toulouse jihadi- here’s links to my current crowdfunding videos for my French Algerian doc film on basically the same subject and to my ‘Soufi & Me’ feature film about the ALgerians in San Francisco who tried to sextraffick me (heartless monsters). HOWEVER, despite all of this, Islam does have 1 great thing going for it: it allows divorce. Basically this is only for the male’s benefit but still.. you get the picture. Cos I’m getting pretty old waiting around for the Sri Lumba Kala Sundar. And being homeless, you can definitely tell (just click on those last two links & check out the videos!) K so have a heart? I need my wishlist (mosrt especially the trailer home & somewhere to park it). Help me out bhaiyan. Shukriya ๐Ÿ˜‰ (translation from Hindi: Help me out bros- thanks ๐Ÿ˜‰

Laters ppl! Find me on twitter @SoufiandMe or read the feed in the 2nd column. Much love & peace ๐Ÿ™‚

gori, hai na? :P

Arei jis… mein gori hoon, craigslist se.. or at least that’s how a bunch of you desi yaar.. uh yaaron lol.. know me by now ๐Ÿ˜‰ Well I’ve been hack3d so much by *someone* (ek bahut irritating someone) very much known to me we won’t mention, that I’ve decided to start mehri very own blog instead, out of frustration @ not being able to actually use a public forum like CL without being stalked ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Were I quite a bit more wealthy, I could actually DO something about this, legally speaking.. lekin, gori isn’t na? lol. The hack3r/stalk3r has gone to great lengths to keep it that way, to have continual access to me as an unwilling victim, for long reasons I’ll bore u all with laters.. meantime…

Tik so first of all, if you don’t already know about me, I’m the gori (real gori na= mein goron hoon, nahin Hindustani na? .. Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani, to quote SRK lol ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) ..who’s always speaking funny but poor Hinglish (the legacy of various desi ex-sanam who promised to teach me Hindi, which of course to Indian guys = ‘I’ll say anything to get you in bed, then make NO effort whatsoever once I’ve done so’ lol.. u get the idea ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) Therefore the most I learned was way way back from mehri dost Manoj (I hope he sees this- r u still in Atlanta, mehri dost? lol) who basically never succeeded on that count, but definitely tried to (literally) chase gori around his apt. alot in the process of teaching me to read/write Devanagari script. If I can figure out how to load whatever widget I need to write in Hindi here, I’ll show u my even funnier Hinglish (or really, Angrindi lol) in Devanagari na? Then again, I’m not sure if Manoj ever divorced? ๐Ÿ˜› So I should probably shut up lmao.. Lucky for me all desi names are so common, I can name even full names & each of you could rightfully claim that’s ‘someone else’ in the same city even, na?) ๐Ÿ˜‰ So u’ve got a pre-made alibi there in case biwi ends up reading this somehow lol..

Tik hai, the most important cheez to know about gori is that I’m on a seemingly endless search for yeh Sri Lumba Kala Sundar. I never stop talking about him lol ๐Ÿ˜› Being ek diyan, I’ve had ek sapna a few months ago where I actually *saw* yeh ladka, I could see his face exactly, see how very lumba he is, & see even his wavy/wiggly hair (that is found sometimes in a ponytail, in case u happen to be him lol). To gori’s surprise, he was wearing yeh sort of hipster/cheezy designer wire-rimmed (gold-colored) small rectangular glasses, aur was bahut thin.. at least compared to curvyji (shukriya Sumesh for that naam lol) gori na?

This revelation (I rarely dream about real people, even ppl I currently know, when I do, it’s usually somewhat prophetic), only encouraged me to continue to try to find this person, when basically all hope had pretty much run out.. the revelation that he is both tall aur *thin* & having at least reading glasses made me all the more convinced this is a real yaar na? Because if I would have just made him up (ideally speaking) in my head, he would be so kala he would be like the color of Kali Ma na? Matte black skin.. yum.. aur he wouldn’t be so thin, or have this slightly geeky look with the glasses & sort of stooping slightly to look down & talk to the shorter folks (I think he’s like 6’2″ or even taller lol).. He would be more like with wide shoulders.. mmm.. thinking of a photo of yeh desi yaar gori got CL se recently.. sexy Fijian-type shoulders ko (ka, ki? ugg.. I can’t figure out the postpositions, much less the dang verbs!).. of course that person right now I’ve lost touch with also, shuk yeh psycho stalk3r for that as well.. Anyhow, just to say that mehri ideal Sri LKS would have been bahut bahut kala aur a bit more stocky, no glasses but a sort of very debonair Bollywood air to him lol! plus would *stand up completely straight* (now u know I’m really Angrezi, hai na?).. tik.. anyhow, I’m convinced he’s yeh real person, yeh crorepati pardesi who lives in London (or Switzerland for all I care lol) & comes to San Francisco (where gori is) on business quite often. Aur possibly 34 aur divorced hai lmao.. or kuch bhi ๐Ÿ˜€ Mehri psychic dost ๐Ÿ˜› even went as far as to say that he is staying at this specific very yuppie hotel in downtown, near Union Square.. I begged to differ, I thought he stayed in the pretty, Victorian-era old-school famous hotel, she thinks the bahut ulloo, ugly, PoMo, ultra expensive ‘residence suites’ a short distance away…

Either way, I hope it’s written somewhere in the Akashic record ๐Ÿ˜‰ that we’ll meet in the lobby of the old hotel (gori is a historical architecture preservationist buff na? Gori hella despises yuppies, & the termites called ‘developers’ that have actively destroyed the majority of what was once a gorgeous, creative & much more diverse city in the all too long 20 yrs she’s had to observe it… no I’m not saying I’m 20yo sillies.. I’ve lived in SF 20 yrs na?).. anyhow, once in recent weeks gori even thought she saw a fleeting glimpse of him in yeh hotel, ducking out a side door she never realized existed til that day..

Which leads me to one of my side pages I’m about to create: yeh garam desi sitings ๐Ÿ™‚ Sort of like CL ‘Missed Connections’ except now u’ll know who wrote it na? ๐Ÿ˜‰ I saw do different garam ladkay when I was near Powell Muni & Union Square yesterday.. so I’ll start with them & the others I can remember na? Plus all the kala Mercedes SLK sitings lmao.. because gori is convinced that’s the latest gadi (gardi kuch bhi) he drives.. of course since he’s yeh crorepati, he could have ek gaadi (?- I usually write gari.. actually) like that na? lols..

Which leads gori to the last cheez for aaj… wait is aaj today or is it that weird word metlab ‘yesterday’ aur ‘tomorrow’ at the same time na? I forget lol ๐Ÿ˜› Anyhow, obviously as this blog (hopefully) gets going, if anything weird happens (from it going down/getting defaced to being spoofed/rude commentary etc.. well I’ll stop there.. we don’t want to give yeh ulloo too many ideas).. the presumption is I’ve been hack3d, & will be back eventually.. sigh ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Here or elsewhere.. just to tell everyone that possibility surely exists, up front..

Tik, I wish so bad I was in Mumbai.. or anywhere India mein really.. to see all the Ganeshas ๐Ÿ™‚ lekin I’m stuck here… I’m also bummed that my real name, ‘gori’ was stolen by someone blogging in Spanish lol.. oh well.. tik mehri sexy sanam ๐Ÿ™‚ I’ll be back, with any luck! ๐Ÿ˜›