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whoo Obama! :) ha jis, we can! :D

K nuf said. Congrats Amrika! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ There’s still hope na? ๐Ÿ˜€ Shukriya BAHUT sub deities of every religion GW the terrorist is on his way out!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!! I admit it, I cried, especially when our naya President, Barack Hussein Obama ๐Ÿ˜€ talked about their new puppy lmao ๐Ÿ˜›

BTW WTF on Prop 8 peeps? That does suck… ironic what the stupidity of Christianity among peoples who were conquered & suppressed in its name (uh hello African Amrikan aur Latino Catholic peeps!), can do.. while simultaneously voting in yeh yaar.. JFK pt do na? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Indians with cells photoing Obama on the beach Hindustani mein

our naya global President na? ๐Ÿ˜€

As garam Arab yaar (aka gAy) told gori this morning, just post the universal election euphoria of last nite:

“..his father was Muslim..” he was smiling..

I added: “Barack (like Mubarak) means ‘blessed’ doesn’t it?”

gAy: “..and Bush killed Hussein.. didn’t he? Saddam Hussein..” with a rare ironic smile..

gori: “Stupid people say ‘Obama’ sounds like ‘Osama’..” (laughing)

A man who basically reps sub major ethnicities (cept Latinos, if u count desis as Asians that is, lol)… suddenly rising to the top with ek fully Muslim naam, kala skin…

gori wonders: was it the earnest prayers of the mass numbers of ‘moderate’ Muslims against the evil tyranny of GW Bush that caused this astoundingly beautiful irony.. uh ‘coincedence’ (not!) to happen? ๐Ÿ˜€ Being ek diyan (that’s saher.. uh.. rawhani… kuch bhi to Arabic speaking peeps)… as a queer-identified staunch feminist.. I’ve nonetheless adopted a position of deep respect for garam Arab yaar’s religious conviction, albeit causing direct conflict between us, as it bears an uncanny resemblance to my own sense of spiritual devotion, just with the beliefs inside out ๐Ÿ˜‰

ek cheez I’ve learned being a bona-fide native of the fine city developers have gutted into the post-dot.com post-mortem San Fran-shit-co…

Diversity aur tolerance na? Goes a long way.

Congrats to the world ๐Ÿ™‚



Election Day madness aur.. more gori vids! :) yey

tik hai peeps…

Well, as u can see the updates haven’t exactly occurred, mostly because I was hacked for 3+ weeks from using Revver, yeh video hosting site ki gori ๐Ÿ˜‰

First let me plug myself lol…

A sample of some of the latest gori vids:

gori’s Folsom St Faire review (pt do)

gori's djinn ka garam Arab yaar (pt ek)

..aur some of the typical cafe lurks lol (u know, Nike slave labor women’s shopping marathon, DAPs (desi Amrikan princesses- is the kam accha with them? seriously? gori thinks not) aur biwi/gf swapping at mehri naya desi club etc..:

gori's cafe lurk 30 (pt ek)

Now that that’s over with lol (can u tell I have about 10 mins to compose this post na?) unless u are a brain-dead moron (like gori’s baap aur ma na?) aur IF u can actually WOTE (what up on the taxation *without* representation H-1 visa cheez na?) ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ..despite this monopoly on voting by evil insecure bakarchod goras Amrika mein, those of us who can vote have the ability to *wote* for Barack Obama aaj tik? So do it!

Or face the consequences (u can hover to watch a mini version of these pertinent vids (not by gori) lekin showing the consequences of the presidential election by the brilliant reTODDed movies:

Gori’s particularly fond of Palin’s ‘I’m scared of witches!’ ๐Ÿ˜› figures, na?

Check it out while ur waiting for the election results! Aur waiting aur waiting for gori to fix her blog..

Mc Palin is president! run! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

PC Palin v Mac Obama ๐Ÿ˜‰

Meantime go here to see sub gori vids (hint, if you click the ‘date’ tab, u can see the most recent, instead of most popular, albeit in somewhat random order)…

Although I could wax here about our utter lack of a true multi-party democratic system, this limitation being furthered by the retarded, paid-off & pathetic infotainment-oriented Amrikan media machine, instead I’ll give u a simple sound bite since gori’s jaldi karo right now: VOTE for the only candidate lol. Nuf said ๐Ÿ˜‰

Be sure to check out mehri naya vids with gori as Krishna at Samhain aka Hallowe’en, aur as Krishna doing an intro for the upcoming Third I South Asian filim fest whoo! ๐Ÿ™‚ See u there jis! ๐Ÿ˜€

Daison, still trying to find you mehri dost.. please read! :(

Tik hai.. this is a note to mehri Dost, Daison, again ๐Ÿ˜› Everybody else can proceed to the next post lol ๐Ÿ˜› Unless ur really bored.. or happen to know him…

Daison, I think u might have gotten my last email attempts? ๐Ÿ˜€ I’m getting hits on my blog stats that look like you(?) ๐Ÿ™‚ ? Obviously yeh M1M (u know who, the crazy ex loser) is going nuts again so if you’re writing/calling etc.. I haven’t received anything from you (still)..

I’m trying frantically to find out when/if ur coming back, also I’ve been trying to ask u about mehri kamra-dost ๐Ÿ˜‰ (sorry I don’t know how to say that properly) situation, plus obviously yeh rupiya situation is bahut bura still…

Suniye.. if u see this.. u can use the way we originally met ๐Ÿ˜‰ (u can find links elsewhere here if needed).. anything u write I will be able to see, so write me a letter that way please…ย  u don’t have to go very far… just write in the 1st place u find then stop.. do u follow that?ย  ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then hit my blog a whole bunch again the same way (again, assuming that’s u na?) so I know to look for it.. hopefully u can figure that out ๐Ÿ™‚ BTW mehri phone is off now, like 90% of the time, shukriya yeh bura diwana ex-sanam again..

I dreamt about you the last few nites.. I had a very cool sapna that u came to my cafe meet & helped me with a bunch of important cheez… I hope that’s right cause I need ur help as u know. I really hope what I’m seeing on the blog is u & not the M1M fooling around. Pyar… I’m thinking of you… please try to get someone to come to the cafe & give me ur info on when u’ll be back, what phone to reach you at, etc… Also u can try leaving msgs on my phone but remember that the ulloo will intercept them so.. I would leave wk # sirf if so.. I miss u! Bring bahut gunday Hyderabad se to nuke yeh M1M in ur suitcase with u on the way back tik? lol ๐Ÿ˜› Pyar mehri jaan ๐Ÿ™‚

tik hai.. end of personal note to yet another dost lost to the stalker/hacker.. resume normal blogging abi ๐Ÿ˜€ tee hee ๐Ÿ˜› *sigh*

meet gori in person in San Francisco! :) help her escape yeh M1M na? whee!!

Tik I’m writing this on the fly, on the lam (at ek dost’s ghur) yeh stalker M1M se na? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Can u follow that sentence lmao? ๐Ÿ˜› So here’s the deal.. go to yeh photos page or to gori’s Revver playlist to see the 3 part video invite to meet gori downtown SF mein each Friday 4:30-6pm at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cafe near Union Square, 773 Market St between 4th & 3rd (just East of Old Navy on the same side of Market, next to the 4 Seasons Hotel), or between Stockton & O’Farrell, if you want to look at it that way ๐Ÿ˜‰

Even if this blog or the videos are ha3ked by the loser stalker ex, still assume gori will be there na? Every Fri starting 4:30pm. In the naya 3 part video I talk about mehri sapna Sri LKS, & also how I really need some help desi yaaron se na? In fact, if anyone has a cell phone (*no* SIM or connection needed, just the physical phone) that is unlocked, or a spare laptop or other device that is unimportant to u that gori can use online for the time being, I am accepting donations/loaned items at this point na? Further, if ur ek lawyer willing to do pro bono work, or ek IT guy (tik 99% of you na?) ur needed.. or better yet, ek bona fide desi ha3ker please do come say hi ๐Ÿ™‚ Gunday optional ๐Ÿ˜‰ In short, I’m hoping to meet lotsa yaars in person (watch yeh vids for more details)- both friendly aur potential Sri LKS friendly na? ๐Ÿ˜€ I will be at the cafe above every Fri from at least 4:30-6pm until further notice, irregardless of the level of hacking/destruction that may or may not occur to this blog &/or gori’s other online cheez tik? I’m over this, at the very least gori needs ek gur baap (lol) na? So jaldi karo mehri bhai sahebs ๐Ÿ™‚ Pyar & see u there! ๐Ÿ™‚

PS sorry mehri slideshows on photos page are gone ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Psycho stalker deleted them ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Will fix them as soon as I can get online long enough to do so (sigh).. PS as I say in the vid, anyone who can get a message through to someone in Hyderabad in the next week or two (OR who doesn’t mind gori using their phone to call over there) please step forward. It’s urgent! shukriya M1M ๐Ÿ˜› So come hang out for whatever reason & chat with gori over chai lol.. See you there mehri jaan(s)! ๐Ÿ˜€