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naya Sri LKS questionnaire na? :)

Good afternoon peeps..

Well, the blog has been slightly neglected of late, due to some earlier M1M hacking issues, my own financial dilemnas, aur of course, the fact that most of mehri energy is going into revver vids these days πŸ˜‰

So now we have something sort of exciting, to break the monotony… yeh naya ‘Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar?’ questionnaire! yey πŸ™‚

There’s sirf (approx) dus questions this time.. be sure to take the *naya* (new) version, but ONLY if u are willing to give gori a phone number aur ek link to an online pic of urself (from Facebook or wherever) πŸ˜‰ If u just want to amuse urself & are not serious about dating ur sexy garam gori πŸ˜‰ then u can take the super-long old version of the questionnaire, further down on the same page na? πŸ˜‰

Oh yeah, don’t forget to check out the naya 4-part video, that’s all about the kub/kya/kyon/kaisay/kuch bhi of dating gori na? πŸ˜€ In case u were wondering…

Of course, if u don’t wanna give gori ur phone (though it’s via a secure server, so that should help with yeh M1M na?) u can make me hecka khushi by come to mehri cafe lurks.. metlab, meets, & say ‘hi’ tik hai? πŸ˜€ yey…

If u got here from my Craigslist post (the W4M one, I mean.. the hacker has messed with gori so that I can post the same post multiple times, yet it doesn’t appear in the Craigslist search, despite being ‘live’ with a URL.. he then ‘flags’ my posts that no one can actually see, repeatedly.. <– even this post about how you can see my posts doesn’t show in the search! (Click the links in those lines to see various ‘flagged’ & hopefully a couple of live posts, lol) Go to SF craigslist personals & search for ‘gori’- u’ll just see my ex pretending to be various RnR hecklers & some other random cheez.. none of these posts are there na?

Can’t wait til he’s in jail, but I digress…. u might want to mosey on over to my account at revver.com, where I’m also goriji na? πŸ˜‰ That way u can see/hear gori’s diwaniness virtually, via mehri vids especially directed at this dating gori cheez, before deciding to aao to the cafe & bring me my fave phool(on? iyan? ay? kuch bhi): tulips (especially white or lavendar ones), daffodils, larkspur/delphinium, aur sunflowers na? πŸ˜€ yey… well u never know na? Sri LKS (aur possibly Crorepati) might just show up with some πŸ˜‰

K peeps, as soon as gori can say ‘financial problems = over’ πŸ˜€ we’ll be seeing some proper updating of sub blog pages.. til then, keep an eye on Revver, where I’m at approx 140 vids & counting! yey! πŸ™‚

Pyar jis! Aur jaldi karo na? I need to be getting to that garam kam cheez aaj πŸ˜‰ Sitting around here typing is boring πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

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Are u Sri LKS? Take the quiz na? :P

Aap Sri LKS hai? take the quiz…

Did u garam mastis miss ur gori over the last week of no hits aur (correspondingly) nahin Craigslist posts? πŸ˜› Gori notices she was hit by some stupid ‘Auto Turk’ or kuch bhi un-PC dorky-goron who just don’t get it-named cheez.. metlab some desi must have been doing data entry for them & thought of gori (shuk ji!) πŸ˜‰ More on that later lekin..

Yeh ‘piece de resistance’ abi na?! Gori’s new ‘Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar?’ questionnaire! WOW! πŸ™‚ Despite working herself to death ATM gori somehow found time to do this.. fill it out quick, before yeh stalker ulloo ha3ks it na? πŸ˜› Go here to check it out:

Aap Sri LKS hai? take the quiz…

Yeh billiyan photos are pretty darn funny, if gori does say so herself na? πŸ™‚ Anyhow, next up gori’s gotta catch up on everything else that’s gotten behind na? Lekin the Mini Cooper donate page is probably next because after all, it’s gori’s bday (on XMAS DAY na?) & you know u wanna give til it hurts (at least ek dollar na?- PayPal donate jis!) to gori’s custom Mini Cooper attempt #4 fund.. more on that laters! πŸ™‚ Pyar.. tell ek dost about the questionnaire.. for a limited time sirf! πŸ™‚

PS OMG lmao.. WTF? 2 seconds after gori posts this (well, within an hour, in context where no one should have seen it yet) I get this in mehri stats na?

This post in Hinch/Frendi πŸ˜›

OMG ROFLMAO πŸ˜› Guess I shouldn’t use froofy French chef phrases like ‘piece de resistance’ na? tee hee.. weird how it actually translates yeh English (plus I’m sure some stuff transliterated into what looks like Angrezi) then leaves yey Hindi na? lols.. well nice try. When they actually get yeh Hindi transliterated (or Devanagari, whichever) translator, just lemme know, it will save gori much work & be a better goron-be-gone cover na? πŸ˜› nitey nite bachchi πŸ˜€

gori, hai na? :P

Arei jis… mein gori hoon, craigslist se.. or at least that’s how a bunch of you desi yaar.. uh yaaron lol.. know me by now πŸ˜‰ Well I’ve been hack3d so much by *someone* (ek bahut irritating someone) very much known to me we won’t mention, that I’ve decided to start mehri very own blog instead, out of frustration @ not being able to actually use a public forum like CL without being stalked 😦 Were I quite a bit more wealthy, I could actually DO something about this, legally speaking.. lekin, gori isn’t na? lol. The hack3r/stalk3r has gone to great lengths to keep it that way, to have continual access to me as an unwilling victim, for long reasons I’ll bore u all with laters.. meantime…

Tik so first of all, if you don’t already know about me, I’m the gori (real gori na= mein goron hoon, nahin Hindustani na? .. Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani, to quote SRK lol πŸ˜‰ ) ..who’s always speaking funny but poor Hinglish (the legacy of various desi ex-sanam who promised to teach me Hindi, which of course to Indian guys = ‘I’ll say anything to get you in bed, then make NO effort whatsoever once I’ve done so’ lol.. u get the idea πŸ˜‰ ) Therefore the most I learned was way way back from mehri dost Manoj (I hope he sees this- r u still in Atlanta, mehri dost? lol) who basically never succeeded on that count, but definitely tried to (literally) chase gori around his apt. alot in the process of teaching me to read/write Devanagari script. If I can figure out how to load whatever widget I need to write in Hindi here, I’ll show u my even funnier Hinglish (or really, Angrindi lol) in Devanagari na? Then again, I’m not sure if Manoj ever divorced? πŸ˜› So I should probably shut up lmao.. Lucky for me all desi names are so common, I can name even full names & each of you could rightfully claim that’s ‘someone else’ in the same city even, na?) πŸ˜‰ So u’ve got a pre-made alibi there in case biwi ends up reading this somehow lol..

Tik hai, the most important cheez to know about gori is that I’m on a seemingly endless search for yeh Sri Lumba Kala Sundar. I never stop talking about him lol πŸ˜› Being ek diyan, I’ve had ek sapna a few months ago where I actually *saw* yeh ladka, I could see his face exactly, see how very lumba he is, & see even his wavy/wiggly hair (that is found sometimes in a ponytail, in case u happen to be him lol). To gori’s surprise, he was wearing yeh sort of hipster/cheezy designer wire-rimmed (gold-colored) small rectangular glasses, aur was bahut thin.. at least compared to curvyji (shukriya Sumesh for that naam lol) gori na?

This revelation (I rarely dream about real people, even ppl I currently know, when I do, it’s usually somewhat prophetic), only encouraged me to continue to try to find this person, when basically all hope had pretty much run out.. the revelation that he is both tall aur *thin* & having at least reading glasses made me all the more convinced this is a real yaar na? Because if I would have just made him up (ideally speaking) in my head, he would be so kala he would be like the color of Kali Ma na? Matte black skin.. yum.. aur he wouldn’t be so thin, or have this slightly geeky look with the glasses & sort of stooping slightly to look down & talk to the shorter folks (I think he’s like 6’2″ or even taller lol).. He would be more like with wide shoulders.. mmm.. thinking of a photo of yeh desi yaar gori got CL se recently.. sexy Fijian-type shoulders ko (ka, ki? ugg.. I can’t figure out the postpositions, much less the dang verbs!).. of course that person right now I’ve lost touch with also, shuk yeh psycho stalk3r for that as well.. Anyhow, just to say that mehri ideal Sri LKS would have been bahut bahut kala aur a bit more stocky, no glasses but a sort of very debonair Bollywood air to him lol! plus would *stand up completely straight* (now u know I’m really Angrezi, hai na?).. tik.. anyhow, I’m convinced he’s yeh real person, yeh crorepati pardesi who lives in London (or Switzerland for all I care lol) & comes to San Francisco (where gori is) on business quite often. Aur possibly 34 aur divorced hai lmao.. or kuch bhi πŸ˜€ Mehri psychic dost πŸ˜› even went as far as to say that he is staying at this specific very yuppie hotel in downtown, near Union Square.. I begged to differ, I thought he stayed in the pretty, Victorian-era old-school famous hotel, she thinks the bahut ulloo, ugly, PoMo, ultra expensive ‘residence suites’ a short distance away…

Either way, I hope it’s written somewhere in the Akashic record πŸ˜‰ that we’ll meet in the lobby of the old hotel (gori is a historical architecture preservationist buff na? Gori hella despises yuppies, & the termites called ‘developers’ that have actively destroyed the majority of what was once a gorgeous, creative & much more diverse city in the all too long 20 yrs she’s had to observe it… no I’m not saying I’m 20yo sillies.. I’ve lived in SF 20 yrs na?).. anyhow, once in recent weeks gori even thought she saw a fleeting glimpse of him in yeh hotel, ducking out a side door she never realized existed til that day..

Which leads me to one of my side pages I’m about to create: yeh garam desi sitings πŸ™‚ Sort of like CL ‘Missed Connections’ except now u’ll know who wrote it na? πŸ˜‰ I saw do different garam ladkay when I was near Powell Muni & Union Square yesterday.. so I’ll start with them & the others I can remember na? Plus all the kala Mercedes SLK sitings lmao.. because gori is convinced that’s the latest gadi (gardi kuch bhi) he drives.. of course since he’s yeh crorepati, he could have ek gaadi (?- I usually write gari.. actually) like that na? lols..

Which leads gori to the last cheez for aaj… wait is aaj today or is it that weird word metlab ‘yesterday’ aur ‘tomorrow’ at the same time na? I forget lol πŸ˜› Anyhow, obviously as this blog (hopefully) gets going, if anything weird happens (from it going down/getting defaced to being spoofed/rude commentary etc.. well I’ll stop there.. we don’t want to give yeh ulloo too many ideas).. the presumption is I’ve been hack3d, & will be back eventually.. sigh 😦 Here or elsewhere.. just to tell everyone that possibility surely exists, up front..

Tik, I wish so bad I was in Mumbai.. or anywhere India mein really.. to see all the Ganeshas πŸ™‚ lekin I’m stuck here… I’m also bummed that my real name, ‘gori’ was stolen by someone blogging in Spanish lol.. oh well.. tik mehri sexy sanam πŸ™‚ I’ll be back, with any luck! πŸ˜›