goriji ;)

Mehri Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? lol :P

gori’s piece de resistance: Sri LKS video na? :) (that’s French/Hindi, but it’s in English for Southies! lol)

Tik hai jis…. gori appears to be semi-under siege by hackerwala again here.. lessee here- mehri baap’s bank account, mehri Mini rental account (argg… can’t get groceries lol), hmm.. mehri pizza order ๐Ÿ˜ฆ sigh… not to mention my last try at posting in CL personals lol.. aur lots of other bahut strange cheez is happening aaj… sigh again…

Phir bhi.. we’re gonna all cheer ourselves up now by watching gori’s final, perfect (well, nothing’s perfect lekin).. try at explaining the impossible: this Sri Lumba Kala Sundar yaar (= dude) I’m seeking, seeminingly endlessly.

Are you a Southie or other non Hinglish-deciphering type? Well check it na? I mean, check this out! I finally managed to speak in English enough peeps can figure out WTF I’m saying… so if ur garam (= hot), bahut kala (=very very dark = yum!) ๐Ÿ˜€ and optionally, quite lumba (= tall) with possibly wiggly hair (= see gori video for explanation lol) or if you know someone like this (check at bottom of acchi comments page for nice bahenji sending the profile of ek dost (a friend) who might be a potential Sri LKS- gori welcomes this type of thing but u might have to do it in person, thanks to the stalker/hacker ex messing w/my comments lol I digress…) anyhow.. I welcome third party recommendations na? (= ok? lol)

So here u go, the new Southie-friendly version of

Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar (=Mr Tall-Dark-Handsome)?:

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 1

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 2

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! ๐Ÿ˜‰ pt 3

Or if you wanna see the entire Sri LKS & related funny cheez gori videos playlist, click here ๐Ÿ™‚

If ur not into all this gori dating stuff, & just want a good laugh, then watch this instead lmao…

gori sings Ghajini ‘Rangola’, yeh Surya Tollywood filim song na? ๐Ÿ˜›

or this lmao:
gori sings SRK Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, yeh purani Bollywood filim song na? ๐Ÿ˜›

see what ur missing? Go to gori’s naya videos page to see more.. lotsss… more!

Meantime, be sure to come see gori at the cafe meets every Friday! whoo! ๐Ÿ™‚ Laters… off to learn the rest of Rangola (I’m sure you can’t wait, na? roflmao) ๐Ÿ˜€ pyar jis!


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