goriji ;)

Mehri Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? lol :P

Khushi 2008! Uh.. zzz….

Bas. Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? na? sigh.. gori is getting sick of having to say that over & over & over…

So be sure (if u think u might be Sri LKS ki gori na?) to take yeh quiz (a direct link!) before Jan 31st.. since gori is having a difficult time keeping her posts on Craigslist (shukriya MIM, once again, sigh) aur well.. gori is bahut impatient na? (this is gori’s usual personality- when she wants something, she gets it, nahin ‘wait wait wait’.. phir like ill-fated Nike logo: ‘just do it’ na?) πŸ™‚ So unless lots of u use yeh quiz, gori will quit paying for yeh service providing nice SECURE server for quiz πŸ˜€ <– (smiling at difficulty MIM has (so far) pwning it) end of month mein na? tik πŸ˜›

Anyhow, so please check out yeh gori dating Sri LKS quiz/questionnaire abi na? Good for ek laugh (at urself/other desis na? lol, if nothing else πŸ˜‰

Meantime, gori’s seen a bunch of you (stats se) hunting around, still looking for those elusive (aur bahut sexy na?) gori secret Santa photos.. well, they aren’t so secret now, they’re on yeh gori photos page.. except (sorry) they are now PG-13 rated πŸ˜› The trade-off for having no password required lol πŸ˜› Plus, gori doesn’t want Sri LKS to think she’s ek p0rn star or something na? πŸ˜‰ So you’ll have to content urselves with that..

There’s lots of reorganizing/improvements to existing pages (ha, samjhe Sri LKS sightings page hasn’t been updated since before Diwali na? sorry lol.. too many yummy desis, too little time lols..) but it’s gonna have to wait a little longer as gori is recovering from ek massive case of eye strain after evil, oft-referred to (aur nahin nearly so profitable as hoped) 2007 Xmas online retail nitemare na? sigh… Meantime, here is ek gori story tik?

I wasn’t gonna say this, much less blog front page mein because well, it’s sort of long (going to truncate) plus it really goes on the Sri LKS questionnaire page, lekin yeh page bahut long bhi hai lol :p so… to put it as briefly as possible- gori psychic hai na? (really! diyan hoon bhi, but that’s beside the point) πŸ˜› ..well, gori unfortunately attracts many unwanted gora admirers when posting on CL, especially when she posts photo(s), which is necessary, else desis constantly assume gori desi ladki hai, aur don’t believe gori Amrikan goron hai na? So.. sort of caught with a problem there…

Anyhow, in short, yeh nice gora was talking to gori as result of yeh CL (craigslist tik?) post.. gori is suddenly getting bahut bahut ‘psychic impressions’ tik? So she tells yeh gora yaar what she is seeing (about his love life… pyar zindagi? lmao.. is there a way to say that? stupid question na, since desis aren’t traditionally allowed to have one πŸ˜› so probably no equivalent expression lmao… j/k! um well maybe not lol..) πŸ˜‰ Story (gori tries desperately to stay on subject = very difficult thing for gori to do na?)… story: gori’s vision for yeh yaar, gori suddenly understood, was also showing gori aspects of her own Sri LKS search she didn’t see before. Abi, after undoubtedly scaring off ‘yeh peacock’ (gori’s new naam for (gay?) Southie yaar gori chased up Market St then loudly explained in detail about encounter on Sri LKS sightings page), gori wants to keep her 2 subsequent, nearly equally meaningful recent ‘potentially really Sri LKS’ sightings to herself, or at least I’m gonna slip them into the new version of yeh Sri LKS sightings page in a way that is more subtle, hai na? Anyhow, I told u this story would get long tik..

Without further ado… gori understood from yeh vision for yeh gora (who confirmed he knows who yeh blondie ladki gori’s vision mein hai, plus he is eager to get involved with her etc.. so vision is apparently correct na? πŸ˜› not that I’m gonna tell u what his vision was actually about na? client confidentiality n all that phir just to say: chup ke doubters, tik? :P) Anyhow.. if gori applies same idea yeh gora’s vision se to herself, basically it means the following:

Sri LKS must already know about gori (blog se or CL se or ??). Sri LKS is (metaphorically na? don’t be desi & take yeh cheez bahut literally na? symbolism hai!) standing ‘right behind’ gori, about to tap her shoulder mein na? (SYMBOLICALLY sirf na? Cause if gori really knew him (or he was really right behind gori), she’d turn around aur kiss him abi na? doi!) LEKIN.. something is holding him back na? Well, if gori’s vision for yeh gora yaar is any indicator (remember: gori worked for yrs as *professional* psychic hai na? in case u think I’m making this up lol).. anyhow, using yeh vision ka gora (um.. kuch bhi).. as an indicator, this would mean that suchna Sri LKS is possibly already involved (yeh gori vision for gora yaar se, gora would-be gori GF has ek ulloo ex-sanam hanging around, for example) anyhow, suchna Sri LKS might be currently involved with someone he is wanting to get rid of (or has recently gotten rid of- divorce kutti desi princess se or yucky ulloo other gori sanam break-up or ??).. anyhow, & this is supposedly part of what is slowing Sri LKS down/holding him back. Well this is nice revelation for gori, aur if yeh actual Sri LKS ever reads gori’s blog, she hopes that he will read yeh questionnaire page, especially the section where gori is talking about being bored, looking for stability aur gori ‘player’ hai nahin (gori player for keeps sirf na? lol)… cause that was all stuff he needed to know, vision se, bhi πŸ˜‰

Aaj, here is some more stuff.. Abi DON’T TAKE THIS TOO LITERALLY! If u don’t drive ek kala Mercedes Kompressor, it doesn’t mean ur not Sri LKS tik? πŸ˜‰ lol.. gori gets ‘impressions’ of stuff ALL the time.. much is symbolic, or sometimes downright incorrect. I may have said some/all of this elsewhere here (with eye strain lingering sort of hard to go back through yeh entire blog maghur).. here are some notes to potentially help (if this sounds like u, u’d better check out yeh questionnaire na? BTW be *sure* to fill out the whole cheez tik? Ha, it’s really long (on purpose).. plus, if u don’t give gori contact info there, u ain’t gonna be able to contact her otherwise, shukriya again M1M hack3r ulloo ugg.. (in case yeh sexy-sounding Fiji desi ‘Avulsion’ sees this, ur a great example of wasting both of our time- yeh hottie filled out whole questionnaire *except* put fake contact info.. this is useless na? U could have had ek garam GF by now ulloo! gori would still like to talk to u btw ‘avulsion’ ugg.. sigh).. back to subject:

do NOT take literally, these are just gori psychic impressions of cheez that MIGHT be descriptive of LKS na?

ek) Mercedes .. gori is really really sick of being followed around by these things.. metlab, every yuppie San Francisco mein has one (hell, gori’s parents drove them when she was in high school.. gori would make fun of gaadi ka baap 190e with automatic transmission.. gori is definitely stick shift πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ sort of ladki..tee hee hee.. ha I DO mean it like that lols) anyhow, gori can’t stop to explain yeh ongoing symbolism of all of this here (waay too long) but judging by appearance, let’s say if LKS drove yeh Merc, it would be yeh Kompressor that he must trade in every few yrs (u desis probably pyar leasing cars na? just like baap ka gori), cause gori thinks (judging by the insane number of yeh gari/gaadi/kuch bhi) following her around, that he would have had yeh lal (red), yeh chandra (silver) aur abi, yeh kala (black) Merc convertible or ‘Kompressor’-style model (each color in turn) over the last several years.

Other symbols:

d0)as I said, he may be divorced..

teen) he may have yeh beti (daughter, I’m subtitling some stuff English mein since he’s probably Southie & maybe therefore really can’t follow mehri Hindi na?) or else some other (tall for her age, thin) young girl (niece, much younger bahinji (sister), etc..) who’s important to him/he is close to, like family relation na?

char) plus of course he is Sri Lumba/Kala/Sundar (Mr Tall Dark Handsome na? lol) with long hair (or else it would look this way if he grew it out) that has waves/wigglyness (like flat back & forth curls), that he wears in ek ponytail…

che) btw gori had 2 sapnay about Sri LKS in recent months where he was wearing wire-rimmed gold glasses (like the smallish rectangular trendy ones)- never seen that detail otherwise. Interesting do dreams mein, sapna ek: Sri LKS was bahut tall aur bahut thin, like gori imagines, sapna do: Sri LKS was mota (stocky/chunky build) aur probably tall too, but riding a bike (??) Maybe these details ring a bell with someone? Maybe it means the person was heavier at one point & lost weight (by bicycling? -gori likes yeh mota ladkay BTW, since gori curvyji hai herself- especially if u can cook accha Hindustani khanna.. oops wrong word.. paan? kuch bhi: ‘food’) πŸ™‚ phir in gori’s visions, he is always bahut bahut tall, aur bahut thin (though this isn’t really gori’s personal preference, u will probably get teased by gori for being too thin- like mataji se na? until u eat more.. off subject again lol)…

panch) anyhow, more significantly, gori thinks yeh yaar is possibly from yeh bahut rich family, dad crorepati hai (some type of big business yaar) aur Sri LKS is in charge of family business- at least some part of it. He now travels bahut for business, gori is sure of that (or he has in recent years).. despite the fact that this just sounds like some Bolly SRK filim character, gori has been told this by at least 3 other psychics.. weird na? πŸ˜› ‘Crorepati’ to gori is IT ‘professional’ lol, she is not that picky πŸ˜›

sat) he may have grown up out of India (like Europe? ACBD nahin, definitely pardesi or multi-national person or something to this effect).. aur gori thinks he travels to SF sirf, doesn’t live here full-time (yet- just wait til he meets gori lol) πŸ˜› Maybe he even stays at yeh nasty Four Seasons ‘residences’ Market St mein (next to oft-mentioned gori desi-watching cafe) bad feng shui ko/ka/ki (when will someone teach gori postpositions properly?) like gori’s psychic dost says.. who knows? πŸ˜›

at) sometimes gori is sure he has silver streaks baal mein (in his hair) on the sides na? Don’t forget he’s bahut kala πŸ™‚ mmm… hella dark aur yummy πŸ˜€

Well, whoever u are, u’d better step forward. After gori got yeh diwani impressions for yeh CL gora she had talked to by email one day sirf, aur it seemed fairly accurate, then.. well, it just started bugging gori to think how long this is taking, lekin yeh ulloo is right here apparently na? Gori even thought one day (before vision for gora na?) that she saw him over her left shoulder, lekin when she turned, it was some totally different person passing by)- like ek ghost na? 😦

Like gori’s gay dostay say: ‘Come out, come out, wherever u are na?’ Tik I added the ‘na’ lmao πŸ˜›

no) almost forgot.. if tarot cards ka gori r any indication, probably yeh Sri LKS is having a bunch of ‘issues’ life mein abi (‘in his life right now’.. k Tamil/Teluguji yaar?) πŸ˜‰ that r slowing him down phir bhi.. gori is B-O-R-E-D.. aur needs someone to keep her bed warm tik? πŸ˜€ Abi! Nahin Spring hai- aaj! lol πŸ˜›

so das) take yeh questionnaire, even if ur not him, u’ll help gori deal with yeh boring, tedious wait.. which is what this January seems to be about so far. I have faith in mehri tarot cards na? Something accha had better be on the way for gori.. seems like it at least.. also yeh Chinese year (rat na? yucky phir..) starting ek month mein is bahut bahut lucky romance year for gori tik? πŸ˜€

Supposedly if ur day star (nahin year, that’s the one most ppl know at least) is wood element Chinese astrology mein, u will also (for males) have ek great romance yr na? Gori is pig πŸ˜€ (bahut accha Chinese astrology mein) day star with water element πŸ™‚ Also gori 9 fire hai, so I always thought ek 4 wood would be good for me.. since I also have water.. ladka’s wood nurtures gori’s fire (hopefully via unlimited Visa card na? tee hee j/k- fire = gori’s $$ star, just a little jokey joke na?) phir also gori’s water nutures ladka’s wood (lmao.. that part sounds pretty funny if u really think about it, but since this is a ‘family’ (at least English mein lmao) blog, we’ll leave it at that! πŸ™‚

Tik hai.. gori’s still bored… bhi phir waiting! Jaldi karo Sri LKS! Chel chel chel chel chel chel chel chel!!! πŸ˜› Chalo! sigh…


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