goriji ;)

Tik jis..

Like usual, gori got hecka busy, distracted, aur of course, hacked by yey M1M (boo!) during Pride, so we’re in the process of putting up a whole bunch of naya goriji Frameline 32 queer filim fest vids, some vids about SF Pride (aur the real deal, Pink Saturday na?).. the latter of which gori spent getting felt up by a bunch of garam kalay desi fags while dancing to Bollywood remixes (yey!) How I manage to constantly be surrounded by gorgeous ladkay is beyond me.. not complaining na? So hope u all had ek rockin Gay (well Queer, really) Pride 2008 na? Haven’t read the news yet, but bahut pyar to voh desis holding the first ever Pride marches in teen cities Hindustan mein: Kolkatta, Bangalore aur New Delhi Hope u are all well, khushi & hung over bhi! Yey for getting drunk in honor of well, a riot that happened at a bar in the first place na? (acchi justification, tee hee..) BTW here is the Trikone Pride party flyer I mention in the Pink Sat video (below) with the garam kala Sri LKS-like yaar (I can do without the muscles lol) aur some way-too-bleached for gori, well, gori na? Guess they were trying to show contrast or something lol!

Anyhow, as usual yeh blog needs mass updating. Most important cheez to say here is ur gori’s had ek bara realization na? That I need to re-work queer desi cheez into mehri vids aur blog/Revver vlog aur zindagi na? Is Sri Lumba Kala Sundar ek queer-identified bi yaar? (like gori na? except well I guess gori’s ek suheli or yaari or kuch bhi…) FYI for mehri more straight-ish readers/watchers, there’s hecka queer desis out there. Those are the peeps gori first knew, in terms of being introduced to desi community in general na? Hard to believe some folks are still in denial about that…

Anyhow, for the moment, here’s a link to gori’s queer filim festival vids (click the text na?) aur here is ek link to the revver playlist with some accha Pink Sat aur Pride vlogs, aur finally, here’s ek link to mehri 160+ vids in general- wow! Goal is to get 600+ vids total up & running. I do deeply appreciate if you can watch gori vids directly on revver.com (if you don’t have the link at any point in time lol, go to revver.com, put ‘goriji’ in the search, & you’ll see a disorganized list of sub vids that way na?) Soonish there will be individual links on yeh blog to everything (u can see a few of the older ones on the vids pages right now at bottom of the pages list <– to ur left on this page…) Please do go to the vids directly via this blog or revver sirf, because if you go via google, u’ll find that many affiliate vids (not hosted directly on revver) are hacked (yep, psycho M1M again) so they don’t fully load, in some cases have been replaced by other vids, say they’ve been removed for ek ‘violation’ (although revver confirmed it’s a hack) or worst of all for gori, may not be reporting back your clicks properly (which means I don’t get paid, not that gori’s made any $$ to speak of yet lol.. but still hopeful)!

So there’s the dirt. For the ambitious, u can click on yeh ‘desi’ gur dil icon link on any revver page of gori’s vids, then access various organized playlists from the bar at the left of that page na? Shukriya everyone for watching mehri vids!

BTW (since we don’t want the gori-lurking yaaron to feel left out)- did u know that gori is having yeh kam contest? Deko gori’s week 13 cafe lurks (hint hint: parts char AUR *panch* na? Panch has the naughty bits!) If u can out-foil (lol) yeh M!M ulloo hacker, u can get some fun kam prizes from gori na? I’m serious… phir bhi, no one has succeeded at this challenge yet! hmm… grand prize is lund ka chus (I’m sooo serious na?) So check it out!

OMFG I can’t get this out of my head:

“Deko, deko

hai shaam buri diwani

Dheeray, dheeray

ban jaye na koi kahani…

dilbar hai dilkash hai

dildar nazaray hain

aaj zameen par utnay kitne sitare hai

atlo hosh na mi damaan

hum hai dil hai aur janam

bas diwaniki diwaniki diwaniki hai

na kohi rahe sam rahe par

yeh ilzaam lagay kispar

bas diwaniki diwaniki diwaniki hai”

(..uh ok maybe it’s really ‘deewaangi’ phir bhi.. kuch bhi.. also isn’t janam = sanam? kya? ..confused gori.. not to mention the Urdu or whatever that is lol)

(use total fake overly-nasal wishing u were Amrikan accent here

“All hot girls put your hands up & say:

‘Om Shanti Om’

All cool boys go on make some noise & say:

‘Om Shanti Om’

Om Shanti Om

Om Shanti…”

(repeat loop in gori’s delirious head unendingly lols…)

Stay tuned because gori has had a serious revelation about starting some sort of interactive desi club for queer aur straight desis together.. hmm… maybe with Indian restaurant food rating contests, aur ‘which Bolly filim scene IYHO is the worst in terms of overall execution’ competitions, (for prizes of course!) ..hmm… some variation of the interesting-sounding shaadi.com ‘lock & key’ parties (lekin how to make something that can insert both genders uh… I might be getting myself in deep (no pun intended) here).. well anyhow, let’s just say I’m inspired! Gotta make some community in person & get around the psycho ex somehow na? Well see if this goes anywhere or if in a couple of days gori is saying ‘what was I thinking?’ tee hees…

K now drink some water (bahut pani) aur get to sleep early.. unless ur in India/South Asia elsewhere, in which case may this find u safe & well, u’ve then had another nite’s sleep than all of us SF mein, so u might be actually sober by now.. lols!

Happy belated Pride jis!

Good afternoon peeps..

Well, the blog has been slightly neglected of late, due to some earlier M1M hacking issues, my own financial dilemnas, aur of course, the fact that most of mehri energy is going into revver vids these days

So now we have something sort of exciting, to break the monotony… yeh naya ‘Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar?’ questionnaire! yey

There’s sirf (approx) dus questions this time.. be sure to take the *naya* (new) version, but ONLY if u are willing to give gori a phone number aur ek link to an online pic of urself (from Facebook or wherever) If u just want to amuse urself & are not serious about dating ur sexy garam gori then u can take the super-long old version of the questionnaire, further down on the same page na?

Oh yeah, don’t forget to check out the naya 4-part video, that’s all about the kub/kya/kyon/kaisay/kuch bhi of dating gori na? In case u were wondering…

Of course, if u don’t wanna give gori ur phone (though it’s via a secure server, so that should help with yeh M1M na?) u can make me hecka khushi by come to mehri cafe lurks.. metlab, meets, & say ‘hi’ tik hai? yey…

If u got here from my Craigslist post (the W4M one, I mean.. the hacker has messed with gori so that I can post the same post multiple times, yet it doesn’t appear in the Craigslist search, despite being ‘live’ with a URL.. he then ‘flags’ my posts that no one can actually see, repeatedly.. <– even this post about how you can see my posts doesn’t show in the search! (Click the links in those lines to see various ‘flagged’ & hopefully a couple of live posts, lol) Go to SF craigslist personals & search for ‘gori’- u’ll just see my ex pretending to be various RnR hecklers & some other random cheez.. none of these posts are there na?

Can’t wait til he’s in jail, but I digress…. u might want to mosey on over to my account at revver.com, where I’m also goriji na? That way u can see/hear gori’s diwaniness virtually, via mehri vids especially directed at this dating gori cheez, before deciding to aao to the cafe & bring me my fave phool(on? iyan? ay? kuch bhi): tulips (especially white or lavendar ones), daffodils, larkspur/delphinium, aur sunflowers na? yey… well u never know na? Sri LKS (aur possibly Crorepati) might just show up with some

K peeps, as soon as gori can say ‘financial problems = over’ we’ll be seeing some proper updating of sub blog pages.. til then, keep an eye on Revver, where I’m at approx 140 vids & counting! yey!

Pyar jis! Aur jaldi karo na? I need to be getting to that garam kam cheez aaj Sitting around here typing is boring

Well, it looks like some of my attempts to contact Daison via this blog have been messed with As in, some of my front page posts have been altered, shukriya yeh M1M again

Note to everyone: soon we’ll have proper links to all of the nearly 100 goriji Revver videos here na? For now u can content urselves with the pages at the left, near the bottom of the pages list, or go here to see all the gori Revver videos to date (use the playlists on the left to see them in a more organized fashion tik hai?) Lekin no time for that now… because gori’s busy attempting to eradicate yeh M1M from her life, under some not-so-khushi circumstances na? this leaves us with..

Note to Daison: these are videos to you, mehri jaan, (at begining of playlist- or scroll to bottom of this post) in case u didn’t see them before the links on the FP were erased by you-know-who. I just dreamt about you again last nite, I’m hoping like heck ur either back in the SF area or about to be, gori needs ek kamra-dost (ek ghur-dost ? lol uh..) badly, plus I need to know on the lengha/sari cheez aaj, or sooner lol… it’s at a point of total crisis for me… PLEASE come find me at the cafe (or send someone) any Fri between 4:30-6pm.. please…

This is the latest vid Daison (click here)- watch this first Sorry to have to communicate this way, lekin I have no choice at this point. Please try to leave msgs on my phone Daison, but of course don’t assume anything got through unless you speak to me directly. My phone is off almost all the time now because of the idiot hacker moron. I need your help! It’s really really really really urgent! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*

Here’s the links to the vids I made for you so far, most recent/important at the top… pyar mehri jaan.. I pray you’ll be back here soon.. I need your help desperately! ugg

gori video for Daison teen…

gori video for Daison do

gori vid for Daison ek

HELP JI!!!!!!!!!! Jaldi karo- mehri mushkilon sunarawala dost jaldi karo please!!! eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Tik hai jis…. gori appears to be semi-under siege by hackerwala again here.. lessee here- mehri baap’s bank account, mehri Mini rental account (argg… can’t get groceries lol), hmm.. mehri pizza order sigh… not to mention my last try at posting in CL personals lol.. aur lots of other bahut strange cheez is happening aaj… sigh again…

Phir bhi.. we’re gonna all cheer ourselves up now by watching gori’s final, perfect (well, nothing’s perfect lekin).. try at explaining the impossible: this Sri Lumba Kala Sundar yaar (= dude) I’m seeking, seeminingly endlessly.

Are you a Southie or other non Hinglish-deciphering type? Well check it na? I mean, check this out! I finally managed to speak in English enough peeps can figure out WTF I’m saying… so if ur garam (= hot), bahut kala (=very very dark = yum!) and optionally, quite lumba (= tall) with possibly wiggly hair (= see gori video for explanation lol) or if you know someone like this (check at bottom of acchi comments page for nice bahenji sending the profile of ek dost (a friend) who might be a potential Sri LKS- gori welcomes this type of thing but u might have to do it in person, thanks to the stalker/hacker ex messing w/my comments lol I digress…) anyhow.. I welcome third party recommendations na? (= ok? lol)

So here u go, the new Southie-friendly version of

Are you Sri Lumba Kala Sundar (=Mr Tall-Dark-Handsome)?:

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! pt 1

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! pt 2

gori’s sexy very dark Southie BF (in English! pt 3

Or if you wanna see the entire Sri LKS & related funny cheez gori videos playlist, click here

If ur not into all this gori dating stuff, & just want a good laugh, then watch this instead lmao…

gori sings Ghajini ‘Rangola’, yeh Surya Tollywood filim song na?

or this lmao:
gori sings SRK Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, yeh purani Bollywood filim song na?

see what ur missing? Go to gori’s naya videos page to see more.. lotsss… more!

Meantime, be sure to come see gori at the cafe meets every Friday! whoo! Laters… off to learn the rest of Rangola (I’m sure you can’t wait, na? roflmao) pyar jis!

Tik hai.. this is a note to mehri Dost, Daison, again Everybody else can proceed to the next post lol Unless ur really bored.. or happen to know him…

Daison, I think u might have gotten my last email attempts? I’m getting hits on my blog stats that look like you(?) ? Obviously yeh M1M (u know who, the crazy ex loser) is going nuts again so if you’re writing/calling etc.. I haven’t received anything from you (still)..

I’m trying frantically to find out when/if ur coming back, also I’ve been trying to ask u about mehri kamra-dost (sorry I don’t know how to say that properly) situation, plus obviously yeh rupiya situation is bahut bura still…

Suniye.. if u see this.. u can use the way we originally met (u can find links elsewhere here if needed).. anything u write I will be able to see, so write me a letter that way please…  u don’t have to go very far… just write in the 1st place u find then stop.. do u follow that?  Then hit my blog a whole bunch again the same way (again, assuming that’s u na?) so I know to look for it.. hopefully u can figure that out BTW mehri phone is off now, like 90% of the time, shukriya yeh bura diwana ex-sanam again..

I dreamt about you the last few nites.. I had a very cool sapna that u came to my cafe meet & helped me with a bunch of important cheez… I hope that’s right cause I need ur help as u know. I really hope what I’m seeing on the blog is u & not the M1M fooling around. Pyar… I’m thinking of you… please try to get someone to come to the cafe & give me ur info on when u’ll be back, what phone to reach you at, etc… Also u can try leaving msgs on my phone but remember that the ulloo will intercept them so.. I would leave wk # sirf if so.. I miss u! Bring bahut gunday Hyderabad se to nuke yeh M1M in ur suitcase with u on the way back tik? lol Pyar mehri jaan

tik hai.. end of personal note to yet another dost lost to the stalker/hacker.. resume normal blogging abi tee hee *sigh*

Arei! Are you coming to gori’s cafe lurks.. uh ‘meets’? There’s one every Friday na? Link at the top of this page has a map, for the clueless lol

So… for the truly adventurous.. (ahem).. u can even sign up to be a willing victim in ‘the bet’ (ha, gori is doing something bahut bahut masti nashai na?).. check out the video here:

Be sure to spread the word! Jaldi karo.. ek madham (lol) sirf… u know u annoying voyeurs who lurk wanna see mehri Sardarji dost khushi.. uh, metlab, humiliated! Sure, that’s it! So anyways, be sure to check mehri naya (Southie translation: my new) video pages.. the main page is here. They’re still under construction, so be patient! Much more vid is also being uploaded, check the Sri LKS ki sapna (Southie translation: Mr Tall-Dark-Handsome of (gori’s) dreams) playlist for some bahut bahut bahut funny stuff I’m uploading as we speak.. which will include gori trying to sing Tamil (ha, in ek week’s time I’m now a big fan of Surya, sorry I said he has ‘man-titties’ earlier roflmao..) he’s bahut garam na? (Southie translation: very hot, isn’t he?) Ha I’m really (phonetically, poorly) singing Ghajini ‘Rangola’ here roflmao! Also here is gori singing ‘Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani’ (froflmao) with some more ‘Rangola’ thrown in.. can’t stop laughing :P..  at least I actually know the words (mostly) to that.. aur talking about crying while listening to Jana Mana kuch bhi aur Jaya Hind! (Southie translation: India Naadu & Tamil Thai Vazhthu) (no joke.. sniff..) lols

See how nice gori is? I’m translating carefully for those dusky garam Tamil Telugu Mallu Kannada etc… etc.. Southie individuals who don’t/won’t speak Hindi na? In a redoubled effort to meet mehri Sri LKS pati/BF/gur baap kuch bhi! (um: not sure I want to translate that fully lol… my new BF or eventually husband, um.. etc..) who is of course, bahut kala (very dark!) cause gori is an adamant Brahmin supremacist/skin-bleach/left-over British racism resistor.. besides, I think dark, dark, did I say VERY DARK (yum! swoon!), especially tall, especially very tall lol.. desi guys are f’ing hot! yey there, I said it Angrezi mein, tik hai? (in English, ok?) Now come & check out gori! Jaldi karo! (Hurry up) before one of the other 1/2 billion+ of you snatches me up Pyar jis! (gori slang for: love, everyone!, well kind of..)

UPDATE: this video is for Daison! Still trying to reach u yaar! *sigh* Mehri M1M goonday kaha hai na? lol…

First cheez first tik? Gori wants to thank all her loyal aur garam desi yaaron readers- I made mehri goal of over 10,000 blog hits in the first 6 months! Pyar jis! Shukriya bahut na? Abi, yeh hits are now getting divided up between here aur Revver.com, where gori has a burgeoning vlog going (over 3000 hits in 2 months from 30 vids..), on subjects like filim reviews (including ek massive plot spoiler series for naya Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay filim releasing later this month na?), making of garam slideshows, mehri bura diwana ex-sanam, aur upcoming vids comparing various Mini Cooper features (once gori figures how to get around Revver’s incredibly laughable need to flag mehri Mini Cooper vid for ‘copyright infringement’ (ROFLMAO) for having ‘Uyirin Uyire’, yeh Tollywood filim song, playing on the stereo in the BG lmao..) may have to move those to You Tube, where you can see the whole Tamil Nad filim vid as per below.. gori “reviews” it in voh paragraphs below bhi na?) lol… plus coming soon: free psychic readings! (with video answers na? Angrezi mein tik? lol.. told u gori is ek diyan tee hee) ..

Meantime, gori has been offline at least 80% of the last 4 weeks na? Despite furious effort to the contrary… ugg… yeh M1M is now the subject of ek video series by gori on Revver na? lol (In case u didn’t figure it out yet, if u hover over the links u can usually see yeh page it will take u 2.. if u click.. it will take u there na?)

…aur you thought Bollywood is dumb na? Gori pyar bahut yeh song ‘Uyirin Uyire’ phir… tik hai? Check yeh vid for urselves na: Kaakha Kaakha ‘Uyirin Uyire’ BTW they forgot in the You Tube comments to mention that ‘Kakka’ (besides being maternal uncle Hindi mein, is unfortunately also ’sh1t’ in Spanish bhi na.. spelled ‘caca’.. tee hee… kuch bhi…) WTF with the metal-face back-up dancer yaaron (doing disco hyper-fast in plastic shirts) turning into Tamil Nad national flag colors pirates with weird mouth gags & female-style bandeau tops.. turning into bloody graveyard zombies in jeans, na? Is the female lead allowed to ‘kiss’ the chubby dude who changes his hair cut more than his outfits in this vid because they are really married in real life na? Whatup with the crazy hand/arm moves on yeh yaar on the tree branch (right after the metal-face zombie dancers), or the bandage/fashion accessory on his hand towards the middle na? Dang! Wait- better yet- the bowl cut with bangs (fringe to u peeps) to go with the weird hand bandage thing na? Aur u thought SRK is cheesy na? lmao.. If gori chased someone for that long (or got chased, hint hint) she might want more than kunjum kunjum kiss na? tee hee.. BTW do all Tamil yaar wrinkle their eyebrows like that? Or only this yaar + gori’s ex? Please enlighten tik? At least this guy is kala enough for gori unlike yucky goray Bolly heros mmm… except maybe Ajay Devgan lol.. The chick is hot in purple at the end na? Except where did her tennis shoes needed to run through all that slate(?) or kuch bhi go? Like when she sort of subjugates her pati with her leg? She’s barefoot then.. notice? roflmao…

Just an observation.. meantime, here is gori’s open video letter to Tamil villager yaar ex BF (Agasthi! hello! did u actually steal gori’s Mini Cooper deposit or was it yeh M1M? Inquiring minds want to know!).. this is part of a series of vids on how gori is trying to flee yeh M1M hacker/stalker, who has been on ek ENORMOUS rampage lately… poor gori na? Click here to see the playlist of the whole series of vids lol… & click here to see the playlist on mehri weekly cafe meets in downtown SF na? Not off to a great start lekin I’ll be there next week, & all weeks thereafter.. see u there!

An aspiration of gori’s is to start ek page (if the eye strain ever stops enough to update what’s here lol).. with other peeps with websites using their own unintentional hybrid languages etc.. lol… Plus other funny cheezay.. cheezon.. uh.. kuch bhi.. anyhow..

So here’s the website du jour.. just to show u yaar how gori is BAHUT unlike yeh other goron na? For example: I have never stepped foot in a Target (though gori has a ‘white trach’ lmao dost who pyar Tar-zhay bahut.. always wondered why) aur gori hasn’t seen ‘Sicko’ (because it was sold out at the filim festival where it played na? .. sirf reason..) phir bhi I know sub stats on socialized health care from being ek self-employed person badly in need of it, yet lacking it tik? Will admit that yeh yuppie baap aur ma did let us drink wine occassionally as bachchiyan na? roflmao.. tik hai tik hai.. gori San Francisco se na? Lekin for 20 years tik? gori nahin pasand voh yuppian hai na? However, I do hang out in the Castro (for majority of those years na? aur have tons of gay dostay.. being bi myself tik?) hmm.. aur gori doesn’t own ek TV either na? (Wow, are there other peeps like that? Sub yaaron make me feel like a freak for not having one… lol).. wait a sec here.. what’s this about filim fests (aur liking weird/obscure other cultures filims lmao? aur sushi na?).. tik phir I hate dogs, don’t know who TF Michel Gondry is, hate sports, am OVER brown ladkay fetishising voh Asian ladkiyan (more than gori na? hmmpph! tee hee…) & actually realize how racist Japanese ppl (from/in Japan, nahin ABCJs na?) are.. plus gori hates other goron entirely na? Especially the ones who they talk about here Nothing like u ABCD coconuts! lol…tee hee.. What is gori talking about this time? Check it out: Stuff White People Like lmao… nahin, gori doesn’t resemble this at ALL tik? lols…

Be sure to aao to the cafe meets tik? No lurking na? U know u want some garam gori nasha hai na? It all starts with ek conversation.. aur don’t forget: sub dostay aur ppl with resources (comp geeks/IT ppl, legal help, extra cell phone (minus SIM na? sirf cell phone plastic lol) donators) or anyone else desi-minded invited hai na? pyar!

Tik I’m writing this on the fly, on the lam (at ek dost’s ghur) yeh stalker M1M se na? Can u follow that sentence lmao? So here’s the deal.. go to yeh photos page or to gori’s Revver playlist to see the 3 part video invite to meet gori downtown SF mein each Friday 4:30-6pm at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cafe near Union Square, 773 Market St between 4th & 3rd (just East of Old Navy on the same side of Market, next to the 4 Seasons Hotel), or between Stockton & O’Farrell, if you want to look at it that way

Even if this blog or the videos are ha3ked by the loser stalker ex, still assume gori will be there na? Every Fri starting 4:30pm. In the naya 3 part video I talk about mehri sapna Sri LKS, & also how I really need some help desi yaaron se na? In fact, if anyone has a cell phone (*no* SIM or connection needed, just the physical phone) that is unlocked, or a spare laptop or other device that is unimportant to u that gori can use online for the time being, I am accepting donations/loaned items at this point na? Further, if ur ek lawyer willing to do pro bono work, or ek IT guy (tik 99% of you na?) ur needed.. or better yet, ek bona fide desi ha3ker please do come say hi Gunday optional In short, I’m hoping to meet lotsa yaars in person (watch yeh vids for more details)- both friendly aur potential Sri LKS friendly na? I will be at the cafe above every Fri from at least 4:30-6pm until further notice, irregardless of the level of hacking/destruction that may or may not occur to this blog &/or gori’s other online cheez tik? I’m over this, at the very least gori needs ek gur baap (lol) na? So jaldi karo mehri bhai sahebs Pyar & see u there!

PS sorry mehri slideshows on photos page are gone Psycho stalker deleted them Will fix them as soon as I can get online long enough to do so (sigh).. PS as I say in the vid, anyone who can get a message through to someone in Hyderabad in the next week or two (OR who doesn’t mind gori using their phone to call over there) please step forward. It’s urgent! shukriya M1M So come hang out for whatever reason & chat with gori over chai lol.. See you there mehri jaan(s)!

Arei jis…

Guess what? Already time for desi filims Gori was at bahut desi filim this week with the SFIAAFF (that’s San Francisco International Asian American Film Festival lol!)… k this was written before I went, lekin of course yeh psycho M1M ha3ked gori once again, so I’m posting this after the fact:

Be sure to check gori’s Revver videos (both on yeh photos page aur the Revver playlist) to see what gori hopes will be some insightful video critique of yeh filims, with written reviews to follow (after filims are done, too diwana to try to write them all out while seeing somewhere around 15 filims in 6 days na? 10 of which are with 48 hours lol!) Including of course SRK in Om Shanti Om, which gori has of course already seen at Naz 8 in Fremont ages ago lol, phir it’s worth the $10 to witness the reaction of the Castro Theatre eclectic crowd (SIRF way to see Bolly, in gori’s opinion lol)

So if you’re in Japantown & spy gori with her hara/neela baal rang lol.. say hi! I’m usually found sitting near the front of the theatre audience, I usually come in at the last minute though lol Don’t be shy! BTW props to the (no less than 7!) garam FOB Southie (Mallu? Teluguji?) yaars traveling together whom gori was accompanied by on BART lmao aaj.. not surprising yeh train was headed to Fremont Amazingly all but one were kalajis which of course had gori weak in the knees afterwards tee hee hee Hope the photo you yaaron took of gori doesn’t look too incredibly stupid lol! Ek sanam for each day of the week na? tee hee…

So go here for video reviews of the South Asian filims in yeh Asian filim fest na? Assuming mehri connection continues to work lol

Speaking of which, sorry to have to post this here lekin Daison! ji! I hope u see this yaar. Got ek email (no other contact got through so far), tried sending mehri response at least 1 dozen times over a few days Tehra dost’s phone nahin suchna na? lol.. Can’t find ur naya wk # ..US secretary is no help, old wk # doesn’t ring anyone).. hack3r M1M is massively on the loose yaar! It’s urgent! If you see this, try my cell repeatedly until u reach gori tik? Well, after yeh filims end lol.. otherwise phone will be off during ur day hours (while gori watches bahut desi filim at nite here lol!) At least try leaving msgs Amrikan phone se na? Please! it’s URGENT!

Yeppers, it took 8 days this time to get back online after the latest M1M attack. Seems at least 2 dost went missing in the whole mess, which included ha3ks of gori’s phone Gori is doing some serious buri nizer on the perpetrator, mind you Meantime, since gori’s gora dost with the yummy computer arts/lounge space that was supposed to open in Oct, then Jan, is still not ready.. gori is seriously contemplating just hanging at a location where yaar can meet her weekly in person in downtown SF, since I’m in need of not only dosts lekin also naya sanam na? Hopefully Sri LKS (aur C(rorepati)) sanam.. more on that after films tik? Sorry to have to explain about yeh ulloo again. Hopefully the buri nizer will actually get rid of him permanently this time. Sigh…

Tik- see u at yeh filims! Or if not, pretend u were there by watching yeh gori desi filim reviews pyar jis!

Arei.. it’s an old Euro tradition (Scottish, apparently, gori has ek Scottish great-grandfather btw na?) that ek ladki can propose voh ladkay to marry her on Leap Day (notice how Feb 29th comes sirf once char years mein na?) Well.. gori is in the middle of a bunch of diwani drama at the moment, as well as having a nasty case of eye strain (still, continually lol) so… you’ll find not much is updated on the blog at the moment (working on more vids, including the making of the Vday slideshow Revver vids, next) lekin… just a public invitation a little in advance..

Gori has decided she is going to shaadi some yummy desi ladka abi As in , aaj lol Next cheez is to re-write mehri Sri LKS questionnaire <– (link is purani version na?) in order to do this. Economic circumstances notwithstanding, there are more than a few reasons why I’ve decided to put myself on the auction block (lol, hopefully not literally) so to speak. Maybe I’ll even make a separate questionnaire for those dhukh, bara uncle crorepatis (usually goray/married desis, statistically speaking) who want to pay gori’s $4-5K/mo (ha, that’s while living as ek *renter* na? sigh) expenses San Francisco mein tik? lmao.. doubt if any of those bara uncles are that rich/generous lol! Phir seriously, I have decided since being abandoned by another desi would-be BF around Vday that I want to marry ASAP. Finding ek desi (well, pardesi na? we’re not talking Kumar-esque ACBDs here lol) who is able to withstand family to do so is, not surprisingly, seemingly impossible. Lekin LTR with voh desi yaar doesn’t seem to materialize, given the issues of utter lack of backbone/truth-telling among ur culture, unowatimsayin’? Sometimes yes, sometimes nahin. Gori is tired of this cycle Poor gori na?

So.. in short: sub yummy Sri Lumba Kala Sundars (aur possibly Crorepatis)- ‘Will you marry me?’

Be sure to check the photos page (aur of course, read at least a little of the (at present, somewhat out dated) blog so u know what ur getting into exactly lmao) before attempting to reply lol. Best way to do so is to weather the uber-lengthy (but humorous! promise!) Are u Sri LKS? quiz. Pyar mehray jaan Mehndi lagakay reckhna… dholi sujakay rekhna… leynay tuhje o gori… ayengay tehre sujhna tee hee.. we’ll see! Happy Leap Day, so mote it be <– ek diyan expression na? Notice how those char cheez rhyme ha ji? See I told u u’d better read the disclaimer (aka the blog itself) first tik?

tik admitted.. gori is bahut dhukh aaj.. mehri naya dost/sanam is going B2B aaj sigh… a few weeks of fun ending in sorrow na? ..so gori has renewed her determination to find her Sri Lumba Kala Sundar immediately na? Lekin meantime, here is ek garam (hopefully lol) slideshow (on gori’s photos page na? also at bottom of links on left bar below) as promised… if ur ek serious desi yaar (well, funny, sexy aur serious tik?) who can actually wrap ur mind around the concept of shaadi ki gori.. gori ka shaadi.. uh kuch bhi na? then do take this questionnaire:

Prospective Sri LKS quiz!

If u don’t give contact info at the end, then there’s no point in taking it to begin with tik? Also, not worth trying if ur bara uncle, married or gora (though gori’s thinking seriously about making another crorepati/sugar daddy quiz if she doesn’t get her Mini Cooper soon na?) lol phir.. sigh… gori is sick of having her heart broken so… hoping to find someone real, cool & lasting na? I realize I may be asking too much, phir gori deserves best sirf, accha? Off to cry in mehri chai a little longer.. then we’ll be back with more revver vids plus ‘making of gori’s Vday photos’ na? sigh.. why is life so disappointing hai na? *sigh* Seems to me that good peeps always finish last u know? Anyhow.. check out mehri pics & you’ll feel better at least na?

Tik.. gori’s new method of making $$ for her tricked-out 2008 Mini Cooper is here… new gori Revver.com videos! You can check them out from gori’s photo page, where many new ones will be uploaded, along with ek garam Vday slideshow coming soon! Gori gets paid for you to watch her vids na? = win/win situation jis!

So even though the weather’s hecka nasty out (even here in SF) I hope my vids will keep ya warm inside u know what I mean? tee hee… Here’s some required watching (tell ek dost na?) on how we can end climate change aaj, or hopefully before we all drown/freeze to death at least, by finding a way around the gov’t/’Big Oil’ in order to manufacture full-size sedans (& yep, even evil SUVs) as cars that run on electricity, immediately. Electric auto-rickshaws, anybody? Be sure to watch: Who Killed the Electric Car? as soon as ur done with gori’s vids.. which of course, are much shorter than yeh gaadi filim lol

Also check out voh diwana weekly What’s More Retarded? polls! Be sure to wote na? This week’s theme: Things that don’t culturally translate na? Pyar jis!

deko ji deko..

gori’s piece de resistance!

<–click on yeh ulloo to vote!

lol… it’s hecka funny cheez, if you ask gori na?

check out yeh results AFTER u vote na? there’s going to be more each week, with semi-finals, commemorative t-shirts, stuff like that

this should serve to distract u yaar til I get back here to clean up the rest of yeh blog na?

Enjoy! Vote early aur often!

PS here’s a better explanation (but don’t peek at the results til after you VOTE tik?)

Bas. Sri Lumba Kala Sundar kaha hai? na? sigh.. gori is getting sick of having to say that over & over & over…

So be sure (if u think u might be Sri LKS ki gori na?) to take yeh quiz (a direct link!) before Jan 31st.. since gori is having a difficult time keeping her posts on Craigslist (shukriya MIM, once again, sigh) aur well.. gori is bahut impatient na? (this is gori’s usual personality- when she wants something, she gets it, nahin ‘wait wait wait’.. phir like ill-fated Nike logo: ‘just do it’ na?) So unless lots of u use yeh quiz, gori will quit paying for yeh service providing nice SECURE server for quiz <– (smiling at difficulty MIM has (so far) pwning it) end of month mein na? tik

Anyhow, so please check out yeh gori dating Sri LKS quiz/questionnaire abi na? Good for ek laugh (at urself/other desis na? lol, if nothing else

Meantime, gori’s seen a bunch of you (stats se) hunting around, still looking for those elusive (aur bahut sexy na?) gori secret Santa photos.. well, they aren’t so secret now, they’re on yeh gori photos page.. except (sorry) they are now PG-13 rated The trade-off for having no password required lol Plus, gori doesn’t want Sri LKS to think she’s ek p0rn star or something na? So you’ll have to content urselves with that..

There’s lots of reorganizing/improvements to existing pages (ha, samjhe Sri LKS sightings page hasn’t been updated since before Diwali na? sorry lol.. too many yummy desis, too little time lols..) but it’s gonna have to wait a little longer as gori is recovering from ek massive case of eye strain after evil, oft-referred to (aur nahin nearly so profitable as hoped) 2007 Xmas online retail nitemare na? sigh… Meantime, here is ek gori story tik?

I wasn’t gonna say this, much less blog front page mein because well, it’s sort of long (going to truncate) plus it really goes on the Sri LKS questionnaire page, lekin yeh page bahut long bhi hai lol :p so… to put it as briefly as possible- gori psychic hai na? (really! diyan hoon bhi, but that’s beside the point) ..well, gori unfortunately attracts many unwanted gora admirers when posting on CL, especially when she posts photo(s), which is necessary, else desis constantly assume gori desi ladki hai, aur don’t believe gori Amrikan goron hai na? So.. sort of caught with a problem there…

Anyhow, in short, yeh nice gora was talking to gori as result of yeh CL (craigslist tik?) post.. gori is suddenly getting bahut bahut ‘psychic impressions’ tik? So she tells yeh gora yaar what she is seeing (about his love life… pyar zindagi? lmao.. is there a way to say that? stupid question na, since desis aren’t traditionally allowed to have one so probably no equivalent expression lmao… j/k! um well maybe not lol..) Story (gori tries desperately to stay on subject = very difficult thing for gori to do na?)… story: gori’s vision for yeh yaar, gori suddenly understood, was also showing gori aspects of her own Sri LKS search she didn’t see before. Abi, after undoubtedly scaring off ‘yeh peacock’ (gori’s new naam for (gay?) Southie yaar gori chased up Market St then loudly explained in detail about encounter on Sri LKS sightings page), gori wants to keep her 2 subsequent, nearly equally meaningful recent ‘potentially really Sri LKS’ sightings to herself, or at least I’m gonna slip them into the new version of yeh Sri LKS sightings page in a way that is more